Jessica Alba's burden

**AliceInWonderland** · February 29th, 2008, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Lonewolf

<<<<click...........BOOM>>>>> Me shooting down that overinflated ego.

wish someone would shoot her!

**Novice** · February 29th, 2008, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by WolfGirl

um yeah after the fact and for the wrong damn reasons, yeah I'm going to get pregnant then marry the man who cheated on me with my sister....idiot! ....and why in the hell is she talking? Go home STFU and focus on being pregnant (your brown baby) and be annoying at home!

I'm officially nominating you for best post of the day! I didn't know it was her sister that he'd cheated with!

**Beeyotch** · February 29th, 2008, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dixie Normos

One BI was outed, JA and CW were married on the sly...of course it could be false, but I like to think that BIs are nothing but the truth...why else make them blind so as not to be sued?

Here, from Entertainment Lawyer:
July 16, 2007

Some very interesting news. It seems that this certain A list body with the B list resume has been sticking with her guy after everyone thought that all was said and done because they got married. Not recently and no one even in the family is the wiser. They did it on a lark, but now at least she understands that in order to get out of it, people are going to find out she was in it in the first place. He's just happy to be married to her. I know when you read the first line you think it's very obvious, but it's not.

Jessica Alba/Cash Warren

[/quote]Cash is gonna be a rich man if he waits out a few more movies before Les MiserALBA's career tanks

Yeah, I remember this BI but I don't really trust EL and don't believe most of his BI's. Some of them could be true, but nobody knows who this guy is and so many sound like they are made up for the sake of garnering him/her attention and website hits. Like the Milli Vanilli one.

**AliceInWonderland** · February 29th, 2008, 03:03 PM

wait a sec, he fucked her sister AND SHE TOOK HIS BROKE LOSER AZZ BACK?! GROSS!!!

**sweetness** · February 29th, 2008, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by WolfGirl

um yeah after the fact and for the wrong damn reasons, yeah I'm going to get pregnant then marry the man who cheated on me with my sister....idiot! ....and why in the hell is she talking? Go home STFU and focus on being pregnant (your brown baby) and be annoying at home!

WHOA...... she's an even bigger idiot than I thought!!

**Novice** · February 29th, 2008, 03:27 PM

I found the russian model story, that passed a lie dectector test...

Jessica Alba's Love Rival Comes Forward - Starpulse Entertainment News Blog

but nothing on the sister..... yet....

**ingi** · February 29th, 2008, 03:28 PM

headline of awesomeness

! - Jessica Alba was Sixth Grade Slut

**AliceInWonderland** · February 29th, 2008, 03:51 PM

^

russian models are sluts too

**AgentOrange** · February 29th, 2008, 03:59 PM

Maybe he blackmailed her into it?

**Novice** · February 29th, 2008, 03:59 PM

or paid her? or promised her a role in a movie.... now I think we're on to something....!

**sharon_b** · February 29th, 2008, 06:08 PM

Whats all this nonsense about Cash cheating on Alba with her sister??...She doesn't even have a sister. Thats not to say that he never cheated on her, i totally believe he did.