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    when the hell did she get married?
    Kill him.
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    She's not married, we sure as hell woulda heard about that.

    Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Ohhhhh, poor thing! Her life has been nothing but pain and sacrifice, injustice and tragedy, trials and tribulations. I haven't cried this much since Sophie's Choice.

    Personally, I think she would have a better attitude if she took acting lessons.

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    One BI was outed, JA and CW were married on the sly...of course it could be false, but I like to think that BIs are nothing but the truth...why else make them blind so as not to be sued?

    Here, from Entertainment Lawyer:
    July 16, 2007

    Some very interesting news. It seems that this certain A list body with the B list resume has been sticking with her guy after everyone thought that all was said and done because they got married. Not recently and no one even in the family is the wiser. They did it on a lark, but now at least she understands that in order to get out of it, people are going to find out she was in it in the first place. He's just happy to be married to her. I know when you read the first line you think it's very obvious, but it's not.

    Jessica Alba/Cash Warren

    Note: I'm not sure why I wrote the line about the obvious, but not.
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    no way! I think they aren't married and that's fiddy's baby!
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    Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21 . . .


    This girl has a lot to learn!

    Dumbass.

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    ^^Yeah, but she's just blowing smoke up our collective ass--it's all lies and exaggeration anyway. She hasn't realized that she's the only one who cares or takes her seriously.

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    <<<<click...........BOOM>>>>> Me shooting down that overinflated ego.

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    I don't see her as the type that developed super-early, anyone else??

    Anyway, STFU already.

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    she doesn't seem fully developed NOW... let alone ten years ago..
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    So she's now trying to convince me that those lump of silicone are actually "real" breasts? They're only "her" breasts because she paid for them!

    They've spilt up & got back together a couple of times.... so I'm not sure if I believe the BI, mind she is stupid enough....
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    She's so annoying!
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    As I recall when she acting in Autralian TV series Flipper at 14-15, she had almost no breasts at all. By Dark Angel, she had these 2 artifical looking lumps sticking up, and practically under her chin.

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    [quote=Dixie Normos;1076505]One BI was outed, JA and CW were married on the sly...of course it could be false, but I like to think that BIs are nothing but the truth...why else make them blind so as not to be sued?

    Here, from Entertainment Lawyer:
    July 16, 2007

    Some very interesting news. It seems that this certain A list body with the B list resume has been sticking with her guy after everyone thought that all was said and done because they got married. Not recently and no one even in the family is the wiser. They did it on a lark, but now at least she understands that in order to get out of it, people are going to find out she was in it in the first place. He's just happy to be married to her. I know when you read the first line you think it's very obvious, but it's not.

    Jessica Alba/Cash Warren

    [/quote]Cash is gonna be a rich man if he waits out a few more movies before Les MiserALBA's career peaks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    She's married
    um yeah after the fact and for the wrong damn reasons, yeah I'm going to get pregnant then marry the man who cheated on me with my sister....idiot! ....and why in the hell is she talking? Go home STFU and focus on being pregnant (your brown baby) and be annoying at home!

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