Jessica Alba's burden

**Mel1973** · February 28th, 2008, 12:01 PM

when the hell did she get married?

**Beeyotch** · February 28th, 2008, 12:02 PM

She's not married, we sure as hell woulda heard about that.

Right?

**ingi** · February 28th, 2008, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Ohhhhh, poor thing! Her life has been nothing but pain and sacrifice, injustice and tragedy, trials and tribulations. I haven't cried this much since Sophie's Choice.

Personally, I think she would have a better attitude if she took acting lessons.

**Dixie Normos** · February 28th, 2008, 12:13 PM

One BI was outed, JA and CW were married on the sly...of course it could be false, but I like to think that BIs are nothing but the truth...why else make them blind so as not to be sued?

Here, from Entertainment Lawyer:
July 16, 2007

Some very interesting news. It seems that this certain A list body with the B list resume has been sticking with her guy after everyone thought that all was said and done because they got married. Not recently and no one even in the family is the wiser. They did it on a lark, but now at least she understands that in order to get out of it, people are going to find out she was in it in the first place. He's just happy to be married to her. I know when you read the first line you think it's very obvious, but it's not.

Jessica Alba/Cash Warren

Note: I'm not sure why I wrote the line about the obvious, but not.

**Mel1973** · February 28th, 2008, 12:14 PM

no way! I think they aren't married and that's fiddy's baby!

**sweetness** · February 28th, 2008, 12:19 PM

Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21 . . .

This girl has a lot to learn!

Dumbass.

**Beeyotch** · February 28th, 2008, 12:32 PM

^^Yeah, but she's just blowing smoke up our collective ass--it's all lies and exaggeration anyway. She hasn't realized that she's the only one who cares or takes her seriously.

**Lonewolf** · February 28th, 2008, 01:15 PM

<<<<click...........BOOM>>>>> Me shooting down that overinflated ego.

**ManxMouse** · February 28th, 2008, 01:21 PM

I don't see her as the type that developed super-early, anyone else??

Anyway, STFU already.

**Mel1973** · February 28th, 2008, 02:08 PM

she doesn't seem fully developed NOW... let alone ten years ago..

**Novice** · February 28th, 2008, 02:24 PM

So she's now trying to convince me that those lump of silicone are actually "real" breasts? They're only "her" breasts because she paid for them!

They've spilt up & got back together a couple of times.... so I'm not sure if I believe the BI, mind she is stupid enough....

**Sibyl** · February 28th, 2008, 02:25 PM

She's so annoying!

**AgentOrange** · February 28th, 2008, 07:43 PM

As I recall when she acting in Autralian TV series Flipper at 14-15, she had almost no breasts at all. By Dark Angel, she had these 2 artifical looking lumps sticking up, and practically under her chin.

**ingi** · February 29th, 2008, 10:36 AM

[quote=Dixie Normos;1076505]One BI was outed, JA and CW were married on the sly...of course it could be false, but I like to think that BIs are nothing but the truth...why else make them blind so as not to be sued?

Here, from Entertainment Lawyer:
July 16, 2007

Some very interesting news. It seems that this certain A list body with the B list resume has been sticking with her guy after everyone thought that all was said and done because they got married. Not recently and no one even in the family is the wiser. They did it on a lark, but now at least she understands that in order to get out of it, people are going to find out she was in it in the first place. He's just happy to be married to her. I know when you read the first line you think it's very obvious, but it's not.

Jessica Alba/Cash Warren

[/quote]Cash is gonna be a rich man if he waits out a few more movies before Les MiserALBA's career peaks

**WolfGirl** · February 29th, 2008, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Dixie Normos

She's married

um yeah after the fact and for the wrong damn reasons, yeah I'm going to get pregnant then marry the man who cheated on me with my sister....idiot! ....and why in the hell is she talking? Go home STFU and focus on being pregnant (your brown baby) and be annoying at home!