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    So, what is she going to do if the baby turns out white? Bury it in the backyard? Idiot.
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    She's is ridiculous. Now she's all of a sudden repping for the latinas.

    White people can have flavor and some are born with big lips and large rears naturally. To me it sounds like she's put down her white side now that she wants to pretend to be down with la raza. Just like she downplayed her Latino ancestry to come off as less ethnic. She's probably doing this because with her and the baby's father racial make up, the kid has a really good chance of coming out darker than both of them.

    Also, who the hell says 'brown babies' except for maybe racists. She probably only wants an ethnic-looking kid because having one is trendy in Hollywood, especially because of all the adoptions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCkissesx View Post
    Sorry, who the fuck is us supposed to be?
    Us=Latina I believe.

    I agree with everyone else. Seriously STFU. She annoys me to no end.

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    I must have done the baby making thing wrong , then, because both hubby and I are 100% Mexican, and my babies are not brown!

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    On being low-maintenance:
    "I'm not a make-up and hair kind of girl. I don't really have a brush."


    Bullshit to that


    On the plastic surgery trend among L.A. women:
    "In Beverly Hills there's a whole race of women that look exactly the same. The cheeks, the lips, the t*ts, the a*s — everything. They're scary. They're so skinny."

    You're skinny too dicknose

    On why she doesn’t think she’s sexy:
    "Scarlett Johansson is insanely sexy, Jessica Biel is insanely sexy, Angelina Jolie is insanely sexy. So why me? It doesn't even make sense."

    No it makes no sense so fuck off

    On claims that she’s cut loose from her Mexican roots:

    "I never said that. Cut loose from what? What the hell are they talking about? Why would I want to cut loose from the only family I know?"

    Because you think you are better than them in some way


    On being accepted for who she is in Hollywood:
    "I was always trying to figure out: How the hell am I going to be mainstream?

    You sucked and fucked your way to the top

    On the Hollywood double standard:
    "No one gives Cameron Diaz a hard time for not speaking Spanish," says Jessica. "Her dad's Cuban, and I was telling her I feel so bad because everyone is so nasty to me for not speaking Spanish. She's like, 'I don't speak Spanish! I barely speak English!' "

    Boo hoo

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    I hate her false modesty. Just admit you're attractive and be done with it.

    And then shut up, Alba. Because I hate you.

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    Honey...

    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    I so hope my Spanish was right there

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    She needs to STFU. Every interview she gives, she says something dumb. She really doesn't have much going on upstairs.

    I don't know why Jessica is so hung up on skin color and race. I've never heard someone announce they hoped their baby came out a certain skin color.

    STFU about how Mexican you are, how proud to be brown and different you are. We really don't care. If she's so down with her Latina roots, she should learn Spanish and star in Mexican movies. But then she would find, they wouldn't hire her because she's brown. So STFU about Hollywood racism.

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    I don't really have a brush."


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    Jessica Alba is not brown, but she does have a tan. Every time she opens her mouth, she comes across as a dimwitted imbecile. I really can't stand her, and wish she would just go away. She's only saying that because Latina magazine is pimping her out for free. If she were interviewing for something like Golf magazine (which she would do), I guarantee there would be no mention of the ethnicity that she has put down in the past.

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    Wtf? Bitch is hardly brown...

    She doesn't even look that ethnic to me...

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    Damn, Honey, I think that's the most vulgarity I've ever heard come out of your mouth!
    Loves it, babe

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    Please. She's just paving the way for that baby to pop out as dark as it's daddy Fiddy. Got her excuses already lined up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sharon_b View Post
    God i am starting to hate this bitch even more than Britney, Lindsey and Paris. She really needs to STFU and have her mouth gagged!.....and who goes around saying they want a "brown baby" anyway? That phrase doesn't even make sense.

    Actually Jess is only half Mex. Her mom is half french, half Danish. In fact in some previous interviews, before the whole "don't call me Latina" brouhaha blew up, Alba was reported as saying that she didn't associated with other Latinas in school, because they thought she wasn't Latina enough. That allowed her to concentrate more on her acting - and on marketing herself as a commodity!

    Besides, she ain't no Adriana Lima. Now she's Latina!!!



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