Jessica Alba attacked by ghosts, and she was like, so scared

**qwerty** · February 6th, 2008, 11:53 AM

Sleep paralysis is not pleasant. I've had it several times - for me it feels like there's somebody on top of me (as if I'm being raped) before reality sets in and I can move. It can be really frightening.

**Chilly Willy** · February 6th, 2008, 12:01 PM

Okay, so she is the only one who ever had that.

And she's also the only one who has ever been pregnant.

Halle Berry is not going to like that.

**sparkly** · February 6th, 2008, 09:21 PM

This stupid bitch is full of hot air. I'm sick of her spewing crap out of her mouth for no good reason. What a waste of space.

**nycgirl** · February 6th, 2008, 09:39 PM

oh my god, she's like the first pregnant woman on earth, and that's like so amazing, and her world is like so unbelievably unbelievable, and she's like the most amazing person ever. Who's never going to like shut the fuck up, which is like great since she's so wonderful. Oh my god she's almost as fucking wonderful as Halle "I'm black" Berry. How can anyone not like, like her??

**tragicallyflawed** · February 6th, 2008, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by qwerty

Sleep paralysis is not pleasant. I've had it several times - for me it feels like there's somebody on top of me (as if I'm being raped) before reality sets in and I can move. It can be really frightening.

^^
This is very true. I notice that when I sleep on my back I tend to experience sleep paralysis. When this happens, even though I know that nothing is really sitting on my chest and that it will pass, I still get freaked out.

**DontMindMe** · February 7th, 2008, 12:19 AM

Even the dead want her to stop acting. Take the hint Alba!

**Morticia** · February 7th, 2008, 01:17 AM

Even the dead hate this twit. And animals. Didn't a monkey attack her recently? You'd think she'd get the hint. Oh except for dolphins. Didn't one try to sex her up once? Might have to reevaluate the intelligence of dolphins.

**sharon_b** · February 7th, 2008, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by DontMindMe

Even the dead want her to stop acting. Take the hint Alba!

^

**Sweetie** · February 7th, 2008, 10:05 AM

God, now she thinks ghost even want to get under her sheets.

**NicoleWasHere** · February 7th, 2008, 10:11 AM

The ghost crawled up her leg and did it's business. It was the best sex she'd ever had!

**Morticia** · February 7th, 2008, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere

The ghost crawled up her leg and did it's business. It was the best sex she'd ever had!

Maybe her baby is Casper?

**NicoleWasHere** · February 7th, 2008, 05:06 PM

^ Then he'd be the not-so-friendly ghost.

**Dixie Normos** · February 7th, 2008, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by tragicallyflawed

^^
This is very true. I notice that when I sleep on my back I tend to experience sleep paralysis. When this happens, even though I know that nothing is really sitting on my chest and that it will pass, I still get freaked out.

Weird, when I sleep on my back all I get's a back ache and the occasional orgasm.

**Eli** · March 13th, 2008, 03:04 AM

Sleep paralysis is scary, even when you know what it is! It just takes SO much effort to move even your eyelids. Not fair.
Hey this is weird, I am watching Poltergeist right now.