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    Jessa dear, I would never buy a car without driving it. Neither should you.



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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Jessa dear, I would never buy a car without driving it. Neither should you.
    Well, to be fair, neither one of them knows how to drive

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    I hope their first kiss is televised and it's like that awful footage of the two people basically chewing and licking each other's faces off. That would make me happy.
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    They look like they're vomiting into each other's mouths. Beautiful, delicious wedding puke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    I hope their first kiss is televised and it's like that awful footage of the two people basically chewing and licking each other's faces off. That would make me happy.

    For their sakes, I hope this doesn't happen to them:





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    every single sentence in that article is cringe-worthy. as funny as this family is for us, i feel sorry for those girls. even if they see the light and break free one day, they'll have wasted a huge part of their life trapped in this (imo) cult.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    They look like they're vomiting into each other's mouths. Beautiful, delicious wedding puke.
    whenever I see that clip I always think of sea birds feeding their chicks.

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    Looks like someone is hoping for her own spinoff...

    Jill Duggar and Derek Dillard Want 'As Many Kids As God Will Give Us' - Yahoo

    Jill Duggar and Derek Dillard Want 'As Many Kids As God Will Give Us'
    By LESLEY MESSER | Good Morning America – 4 hours ago

    Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard are waiting until their wedding to share their first kiss -- but they're already talking about having kids.

    The "19 Kids & Counting" star, 22, and her fiancé, 25, both responded enthusiastically: "Oh yeah!" when asked if they want to have children.

    "Both of us want as many kids as God will give us and we've talked about adoption," Jill told ABC News. "My parents have kept popping them out so we'll see how [our] fertility is!"

    Jill and Derick, who met last summer and began courting in November, announced their engagement on Wednesday. Jill is the first of the female Duggar children to be engaged; her older brother Josh is married with three children of his own.

    For Jill, being the first of her sisters to get married is "really exciting," but also bittersweet as she'll have to move out of her parents' home in Arkansas.

    "I won't be right here having late night chats with my sisters every night," she said. "But at the same time, Derek is from our area, so we'll live pretty close. We'll still get to see each other!"

    Jill's mother, Michelle, added that there's no jealousy between the siblings.

    "Our girls are so close... and they're not going to be disappointed if they're not in relationships because it's all God's timing," she said. "They're confident in who they are and where they are in their lives. It's really sweet!"
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    It's really sweet!"
    Like drinking corn syrup.

    While I wouldn't normally wish infertility on someone wanting kids, I wonder how these people would cope if god didn't "bless" them?
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    If I'm a 22 year old virgin and my only chance to fuck, get a new hairstyle or leave my job as catcher for the babies that eject from momma's clown car twat is a virgin 25 year old accountant from Arkansas who prays with my daddy, I think I'd have to take my chances and go for it.
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    Jessa's being courted by a boy named Ben,
    he wants to knock her up as soon as he can.
    But there's still a long way to go
    cause she believes in Jesus and she's no Ho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    Jessa's being courted by a boy named Ben,
    he wants to knock her up as soon as he can.
    But there's still a long way to go
    cause she believes in Jesus and she's no Ho.

    continued (I assume this is to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies?......)
    cause she believes in Jesus and she's no Ho.
    (slut, that is. dirty Jezebel)

    Ben's getting horny, so he prays with Jim Bob
    But all he wants is for Jess to slob his knob
    That's when he finds the power of the Christ
    And now that he's cured, holding hands will suffice....
    (side hug, that is. noooo contact)
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    Yes, Beverly Hillbillies, however did you guess?
    Now we need Mo to write the third verse.
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