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    I wish someone would kidnap me and force me to get high...

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackho View Post
    I wish someone would kidnap me and force me to get high...
    I don't know. I can't get high comfortably with strangers.

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    ^^What a Kellamity! Love your avatar

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    That face is priceless. A vision of poo smelling loveliness.

    KooKoo4KellyPuffs.

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    So wait - they actually did arrest the 2 who kidnapped him? It was real!!!
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    Bullshit. Inconsistency #1, they drove around in Jeremy's car, which allegedly he had stopped to fix a flat when they kidnapped him.

    I'm thinking something more along the lines of he went partying in a bad neighborhood, smoked too much dope, and then ran away screaming like a little bitch when he ran out of money and they were gonna whup his lily ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    He's the crazy, embarrassing twin. Jason London is still somewhat hot looking. He was the one in Dazed and Confused. This guy is always in trouble doing something stupid.
    Oops. I was confusing kidnap dude with the original hotness that is Jason London. I wonder if Jason still looks good...

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    I predict Lindsay Lohan will use a story like this next.
    Oh no--hers will be MUCH more ridiculous and hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Oops. I was confusing kidnap dude with the original hotness that is Jason London. I wonder if Jason still looks good...

    I bet that happens to him a lot. The last stupid thing this guy did was to throw his wife out of the car, kicking and hitting her. Jason has never been in trouble to my knowledge. It must suck to have a twin like that when you're famous.



    He still looks good. Not bloated like his twin.

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    i would love to read michael k's take on this!

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    I immediately thought of that Six Feet Under episode......

    This clown is a fucking MORON.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    i would love to read michael k's take on this!
    Grey's posted it already... click on the 1st page

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Grey's posted it already... click on the 1st page
    i missed it - thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    He's the crazy, embarrassing twin. Jason London is still somewhat hot looking. He was the one in Dazed and Confused. This guy is always in trouble doing something stupid.
    Ok good, I was hoping this story wasn't about Randall "Pink" Floyd...I always get them confused.
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    i have no idea who this guy is, but this story is hilarious.
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    C'mon, dude's a twin. Rules state that as a twin, he must blame it on said twin before reverting to "black kid wore my pants/was driving", and THEN and only then is one allowed to claim kidnapping.
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