November 28th, 2007, 07:32 AM
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Stupid. I can't believe how many of these idiots believe in the alien mothership.
And who the heck would want a SILENT BIRTH? what is the point of that?
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It is something a man came up with, a crazy man at that and these fools fall for it.
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November 28th, 2007, 09:09 AM
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ITA. Birth is naturally painful. Why not scream?
You body is telling you this fucking really hurts!!
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November 28th, 2007, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Butterfly
It is something a man came up with, a crazy man at that and these fools fall for it.
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so they can nap or watch the game while you silently birth their child!
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November 28th, 2007, 09:12 AM
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I find it hard to believe that the same woman who said and I quote, "Play my muthafuckin song!" is gonna have a silent birth. bitch, please.
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November 28th, 2007, 11:40 AM
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guess she should have stayed with Ben after all...
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November 28th, 2007, 11:45 AM
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And who the heck would want a SILENT BIRTH? what is the point of that?
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No kidding. Here's your big chance to tell that lunk you married exactly what you thin of him, in detail, and he has to take it because you are not responsible for anything you say during the birthing process. It's the motherhood rule.
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November 28th, 2007, 11:51 AM
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^^yeah, how does a women vent her pain and frustration during the birthing process without yelling/groaning/cursing? This smacks of "women and children should be seen and not heard" to me. Plus, how do they get the baby to comply with the No Screaming upon entry rule?
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November 28th, 2007, 11:53 AM
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I thought the baby was whisked away for the first week, thus stopping the bonding process before it can start.
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November 28th, 2007, 03:28 PM
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Please. The Co$ can keep J.Lo and the Zombie. And even if she's just silent for the birth, at least we will know that for one brief shining moment of time, J. Lo was quiet. I say its a win.
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November 28th, 2007, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by darksithbunny
I find it hard to believe that the same woman who said and I quote, "Play my muthafuckin song!" is gonna have a silent birth. bitch, please.
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Exactly..   : Damn hypocrit 
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November 28th, 2007, 04:52 PM
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You know...it was weird. I didn't scream, yell or cry, and my babies both came out quietly...didn't even cry to clear their lungs, just sputtered a bit and took some deep breaths. None of this was purposeful...it just happened that way. I was to busy breathing to yell I guess, lol.
That being said, TRYING to make things silent seems really, really silly.
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November 28th, 2007, 08:30 PM
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J-Lo silent?
Don't be silly!
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November 28th, 2007, 08:35 PM
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I can almost believe the silent thing. When I was giving birth to my son, I was in so much pain that I didn't say a word...and I told my husband not to speak anymore (he was doing that "you're doing great!!", "Breathe!" stuff and it was driving me mad)
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