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    What a high maintenance dimwit. I hope her twins looks like her ugly corpse husband.
    Proud Mama....now where's my glass of wine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by litupgirl View Post
    What a high maintenance dimwit. I hope her twins looks like her ugly corpse husband.

    And here's hoping her spawn take after her busboy-lookin husband.

    My apologies to all the hottie busboys in various restaurants around the world.

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    Love the title! Jennifer to drap her fat azz.......LOL love it

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    i just can't stand j-loser for some reason. I find her irritating.

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    I want for her kids to look like Skeletor in the face, and most of the body. Then come equipt with J-Lo's mountain ass. Then they'd be back heavy.

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    JLo is a dumbass. I agree, NicoleWasHere, I don't think the kids are going to be attractive. They'll look like JLo pre PS and her corpse of a husband. ANY kid who is half Marc is going to be screwed in the looks department.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    JLo is a dumbass. I agree, NicoleWasHere, I don't think the kids are going to be attractive. They'll look like JLo pre PS and her corpse of a husband. ANY kid who is half Marc is going to be screwed in the looks department.
    dumbass????? don't insult your intelligence, please.

    This bitch had a plan, a plan to be famous. she sucked cock after cock on her way, always made sure she was around those who actually matter & ultimately got there. But of course she did. She worked all her life for it.

    She is a manipulative person but nothing of a dumbass, she is smart, very smart.

    Now, if you meant bigass then you might have a point there.

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    UGH. I hate this talented-LESS bitch. I knew damn well she didnt concieve naturally. Its been RUMORED for yrs. She has had problems since she had 3 abortions, one before her first marriage to that waiter guy and 2 when she was with Puffy. Now I could care less what a woman does with Her body. I'm Pro Choice but she is fucking retarded! I dont even thinks she wants kids, she just dosent want to be the ONLY one in Hollywood without them. I bet skinny ass Marc dosent even have sex with her, and she out some where else getting her rocks off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Those are the names of the kids on Dragon Tales.

    LMAO I know, my kids watch that annoying show, you are so right.

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    I had twins via c-section and let me tell you the last thing on my mind was being glammed up. The spinal which was very painful gave me such bad shakes and itching. And it was strange being operated on while being fully conscious.

    And I wonder what kind of mother J-Ho will make if she wants a glam c-section. WTF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    I don't think the kids are going to be attractive. They'll look like JLo pre PS and her corpse of a husband.


    JLO before plastic surgery. A big difference from how she looks now.

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    JLO pre-plastic surgery wasn't too bad looking... She looked a little bit like Selena, and you just can't get any prettier than Selena.

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    J-Lo and Skeletor are both hideous. Those twins are doomed in the looks dept.

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    Hm, aren't women in labor is far too much EXCRUCIATING PAIN (not if you paid me would I go through that torture!) to care about appearances?

    After seven hours of labor with complications, as soon as a surgery opened for a C-section, my mother proceeded to run her own sweaty, butt-naked, probably scary-looking self there. Past the corridor where all expectant dads and assorted families were at.

    Style? PLEASE.
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    I dunno. I had two kids and those gowns they give you are pretty lame. Really, really lame. And if you have the epidural you are not in excruciating pain, and just might care what you look like, especially if you are Jennifer Lopez. I don't blame her for wanting something nice, especially if they are taking pictures for their family. And who cares if it gets ruined, it's not like she's going to wear it again.

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