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    For heaven's sake ... did the doctors send away to Africa for a special diamond scalpel? Where is this kid??

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    the wombraider stole her baby!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    ^ Guess the Code Pink rehearsal didn't work eh... LOL

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    I've always imagined their babies to look like the face critters from the Alien movies. $6million of ugly babies.
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    ...while she's been pregnant...he's been busy....

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    I think the babies will turn out to be very cute.


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    Haha if those kids look like her.
    OUCH!!

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    i hope their hospital room sponaneously combusts w/ all occupants trapped inside!

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    maybe she's having that 38 hour labor i wanted her to have.
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    Throw in the bladder incontinence from me. This woman just irks me to no end.
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    ^ glad im not alone in my years-long hate of her!

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