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    Vaginal tearing! Dios mio.

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    Haha if those kids look like her.

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    Hell - it heals fast. It's just the body doing what nature intended for it to do.

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    Wasn't she supposed to give birth on Valentine's day?
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    do doctors even let women give birth to twins naturally? i think they just automatically schedule a c-section.
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    Depends on the circumstances and your doctor.

    C-Section Twin Delivery

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    do doctors even let women give birth to twins naturally? i think they just automatically schedule a c-section.
    yeah, they do. it just depends on a lot of circumstances.

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    Her vag is special ya'll. There won't be anything going on that causes it the least bit of discomfort if money can prevent it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Her vag is special ya'll. There won't be anything going on that causes it the least bit of discomfort if money can prevent it.
    That includes the act of conception

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    So is she in labour yet or what?

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    I doubt if she'll be laboring at all if a scheduled C.
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    Well, if they are doing a c-section, they're sure taking their sweet time. Only takes a minute to slice someone open. The kid should've been yanked out of there already. What's taking so long?

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    ^^ I guess she isn't ready for her close up yet!!!

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    Maybe it was hard trying to fit it into her schedule.
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    Waits for the announcement ... and then waits some more ...

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    I thought she was at her prettiest in Out of Sight...when she (perhaps) hadn't had any surgery and had her natural figure. If they look like her naturally, I think they'll be cute enough.

    Now her husband, well...I leave that unsaid. I'm feeling nice.

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