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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Some places are reporting that she was sick of having to have to deal with Goopy casting an organic and ethically sourced shadow over everything. If this is true then I can see the same thing happening again and again unless Chris wins back his balls in the divorce. Goopy strikes me as the type who'll quite happily move on with her own life but want to keep a controlling death grip on her ex's personal life too.
    I so hope he goes back to Alexa, who couldn't give less about public opinion. She probably would just give Goop the middle finger in public. Just the fact that this smoking skeleton is way thinner and cooler then Goop...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Maybe he just wouldn't fart in front of her.
    No doubt he's been very, very strictly trained; Goopy has zero tolerance for vul-gah behaviour.

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    Especially since she isn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post
    ... Just the fact that this smoking skeleton is way thinner and cooler then Goop...
    she's cooler? i don't know much about her, but she looks like an aphid to me.

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    Alexa Chung is not cool. She's clearly got an eating disorder and wears clothes we are told are "fashionable" and "cool" but she just looks like a tryhard to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Goopy strikes me as the type who'll quite happily move on with her own life but want to keep a controlling death grip on her ex's personal life too.
    I fucking HATE women like that!
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    ^^ I think Goop can't stand the thought of anyone being 'better' than her, that's why I can see her storming any future relationships Chris Martin has for some time to come. She won't accept that someone could possibly move on and 'replace' her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    Alexa Chung is not cool. She's clearly got an eating disorder and wears clothes we are told are "fashionable" and "cool" but she just looks like a tryhard to me.

    Can we at least agree that the fashion 'in' crowd perceive her as the cool one. I can see that Goop would hate her far more then Jennifer.
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    theres something about him that screams to me hes the type of guy you pick up at a club, take him home and he doesnt leave for months

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    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post
    Can we at least agree that the fashion 'in' crowd perceive her as the cool one. I can see that Goop would hate her far more then Jennifer.
    I don't know that much about Alexa, and who knows what goes on in the Goopster's mind, but my thought would be that she doesn't seem to have a lot of accomplishments and that Gwynnie can comfortably feel superior to her. But then again, she probably thinks Jen is a fat hick. I could see J-Law being a bit more threatening, though, because she's a better actress than Goopy and everyone talks about how down-to-earth and fun she is. Assuming Goopy is human like the rest of us (fair assumption or no?) I think she just might be bugged to see her ex take up with a 25-year old, when age is the one thing she can't really micro-manage.

    I dunno, it could go either way. CM is too dull to spend much time thinking about, anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBDSP View Post
    Assuming Goopy is human like the rest of us (fair assumption or no?) I think she just might be bugged to see her ex take up with a 25-year old, when age is the one thing she can't really micro-manage.
    I'm thinking that Chris Martin won't ever be looking at the higher side of 35. I see him sticking to the under 30 crowd for some hot chick (smart, not bimbo) dating and eventual spawning of new family, kind of like Guy Richie style.
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    Damn, J-Law would have made a really great stepmother. They could all have sat on the couch watching KUWTK together eating buckets of cheetos!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Damn, J-Law would have made a really great stepmother. They could all have sat on the couch watching KUWTK together eating buckets of cheetos!
    Or reruns of Honey boo boo and eat sketti for lunch.

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    I think they are still together. One of the tabloid shows said she was seen arriving at his house this past weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post
    Can we at least agree that the fashion 'in' crowd perceive her as the cool one. I can see that Goop would hate her far more then Jennifer.
    Chris should have a one-night stand with Courtney Love. Goop would spend a year disinfecting her home and her bed sheets.

    Both Lawrence and Paltrow have Oscars and successful nose jobs. Other than that it drives Goop crazy that Lawrence is so much YOUNGER than her. Word was that Goop was on the edge of a nervous breakdown. Who can blame her. It's more fun getting it on with a boyfriend and almost ex-husband. Wait a minute. Chris had a girlfriend and his ex as well. Lawrence caught on quickly and decided that she didn't want any part of the Martin-Paltrow freak show.

    Chris Martin has no balls. If he wants to do something constructive with his life get the damned divorce. If not, he'll be henpecked for the rest of his life. I have no respect for a man like that.

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    ^^ He's probably glad to have someone he can take out to dinner that won't bore him with pretentious talk. Being with Gwynnie must have been one long boring conversation on yoga, macrobiotic food and over priced afghans.
    It's worse. She won't allow meat in the house. Maybe he wears a bib at the dinner table too.

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    Haha, he's dating the anti-Gwyneth. Pizza and ciggies does sound better than macrobiotic rice served with EVOO made from olives picked by Greek virgins.
    How many virgins?
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