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    Based on looks alone, he looks like a dullard to me. Do we think she wants to hear about the kids? If I were 24 I'd be like what in the hell...

    These couple alerts are to buy magazines. I need to see the word "canoodling" and or a photo from now on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    ^^^
    he annoys the hell out of me and i despise coldplay but i think he's hot.
    So, it would be a total grudge fuck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    see, for some reason i think this conscious coupling would upset goopy less than the alexa chung allegations.

    I don't know. Sure Alexa is an 'it' girl and fashionista but JLAW is a lot younger,prettier, has been 3 times nominated for an Oscar and won once and she eats! Apple and Moses are going to have a carb fest!!

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    They're both plain.
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    Haha, he's dating the anti-Gwyneth. Pizza and ciggies does sound better than macrobiotic rice served with EVOO made from olives picked by Greek virgins.
    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    I can totally see why he is into her, but not the other way round.
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    I find her really unattractive. He's dorky. That's all I got.
    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.

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    a couple maybe even blander than gwynneth & chris.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    JLaw's cool factor just dropped 100 points by being associated with Martin and his elevator music for millennials........
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    I love this kid so I hope it's bullshit. She can do way better than Gwynnie's sloppy seconds.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    This seems like a really random pairing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    I really thought JLaw had better taste than that Coldplay bullshit.
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    I think she's kind of a dork at heart, so, it fits.

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    Yeah but Chris Martin? Ew. Little albino whiner.
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    I saw him on Ricky Gervais yeaaaaaars ago and found him to quite funny. Maybe he found back his humor after the uncoupling?

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