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Seems there is a story there..... I'm listening.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
I'm surprised nobody mentioned how awful Kate Upton's body looks, she is so overrated! Proves that most men only care about huge boobs, I guess.
^Yes, go on...
Long story short a friend of mibe's teenaged son got synched he's to dad trying to be quite the player. Guckj g iPhone gahhhhhh
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, let's have lots of drinks.
Fuck you all, I'm going viral.
The phone I recently got has Skydrive on it and the first thing I did when I found it was turn it off. I don't have any pictures on there that I wouldn't be ashamed to show my mother, I simply prefer to choose what and when I put out there.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
Originally Posted by Just Kill Me
I am not quite a player but yes you have to be careful. My kids I-pods/pads got all my messages through I-messenger because I use my Apple account for their Aps.
A friend of mine was in a horrible marriage-seperation and the husband always seem to know where she was or had been. He tracked her via her phone GPS
LMAO!! Just read a comment on another site from someone who suggested that Gwyneth Paltrow was behind this in an attempt to embarrass J Law so Chris Martin would drop her. I guess Gwynnie had the hackers throw in 99 other celebs to keep people from suspecting her.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
She's an evil genius.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
Noway, if it was Gwynnie, there would be an totally awesome artsy picture of herself showing of her tracy Anderson body.
I also laughed when I read that everyone who seeks out the photos and looks at them could be arrested. Can't wait to meet all of you!!!
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
I'll be the woman handcuffed to the man saying "but I only looked at the dog!" (We saw the Cat Deely one last night and Bloke was more interested in her dog in the background lol).
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
It reminds me of this joke where a bunch of people are at church, and there is a choir at the back on the second floor. One of the women from the choir is leaning over the edge of the balcony and topples over. And her dress snags on a post leaving her dangling helplessly above the rest of the parishioners, revealing her intimate parts.
Thinking quickly, the priest shouts, "Anyone that stares at that woman will be struck blind by God!"
Everybody immediately throws their hands over their eyes. Then, one of the parishioners whispers to his buddy, "I'm going to risk one eye."
How to explain this one to my husband. He has been away for 5 days and I am arrested for looking at naked women. He would be 'Why didn't we ever do THAT together??"
Melissa Benoist has a good body. As does the man she's fucking.
Not that I looked.
Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama
Why are you trying to promote that terrible gossip site celebrity balla here?
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
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