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    Kenesha... you like the golden showers, huh?

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    Yahooooo!!! Kenesha is back to tell us all about Jenni. I've missed you Kenesha.... Tell me more wonderful stories about your adventures with Jenni. She was here in Philly. Were you with her? I kept trying to follow the trail of sand and tears but the wind and rain made it too hard so I lost her.

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    ^^ *spits drink and laughs*
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    I was hoping that after 6 pages there was something funny to read. Glad to see 'Jenni's' best friend paid the site another visit....reading her posts are always entertaining.

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    Oh Grimm you crack me up as always. I'll never forget my first post that you dissected...I guess you save that energy for your favorite posters!

    Just kidding I've grown to.....respect you....yeah that's the word.....


    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial View Post
    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    i think the term you were looking for was "avoid" lol
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    ^ You got me there.

    In all honestly you're my favorite Faniston!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial View Post
    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Oh please. What a load of crap.

    A government big enough to give you everything you want,
    is strong enough to take everything you have. ~Thomas Jefferson

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    It is not, it's GODS TRUTH
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    Yeah because Jenn cant be upset that the shit she talked about in VF, didnt pan out. I want a husband, I'm gonna to have kids and a career. I want it all!

    LOL.

    Husband? Nope. Used as a Urinal? Yes.

    Kids? She dosent even like when they touch her.

    Career? Been in the toilet since "Friends" ended.

    Uh Yeah. Vagina probably aint sandy though. Its most likely loose and throwing a hot dog in a hallway at this point. I bet 99% of her lovers do her doggystyle. No need to look at that face.

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    Yawn...


    Someone wake me up when it's all over....

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    I also think this story is garbage.

    Newsflash to the media - Lots of women DON'T WANT KIDS and choose NOT TO HAVE THEM. And guess what? They are PERFECTLY HAPPY! So GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY and move on to something else. You've beaten the Aniston/Jolie horse to death. NOBODY, including Aniston and Jolie, gives a shit anymore.
    The voice of reason....at last. The media have milked this crap for years.
    Actor shags co-star....wife finds out.....end of!

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    monstrous chin desperately on the prowl for fake relationship, lesbian rumours circle, friends feel trapped

    tune in at 11
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    ssabmud

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    monstrous chin desperately on the prowl for fake relationship, lesbian rumours circle, friends feel trapped

    tune in at 11
    what happened to the fake John Mayer relationship is it over all ready? She could go for the fake Owen Wilson relationship but he's still boo hooing over Kate and Lance.

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