Jennifer Aniston's vag cries sandy tears at news of Angelina Jolie's pregnancy

**curlysem** · February 8th, 2008, 01:38 PM

she's never going to get over it!! her chin does bug me a lot more now.

**mistify** · February 8th, 2008, 01:42 PM

me too, now I look for it.

**kingcap72** · February 8th, 2008, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by mistify

I think her ears are worse, but maybe that is cause I have a big chin?? Ya know I never noticed JA's til I came here.

Me either. Now it's all I notice whenever I see her on TV or in a magazine. CHIN-RA LIVES.

**AliceInWonderland** · February 8th, 2008, 01:52 PM

"brittle" is the perfect word for her

Originally Posted by mistify

^^^^funny that sums up AJ to me except substitute coke for heroin.

yeah and she's not really brittle, she's more like knobby or noodley i dunno

if i were a guy i could never stick 'it' in her thats for sure, i might never come out again alive!!

**sluce** · February 8th, 2008, 01:54 PM

If I was guy I think I would run from both of them. One is a man eater. The other just makes them wish they were dead.

**bellini** · February 8th, 2008, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland

"brittle" is the perfect word for her

yeah and she's not really brittle, she's more like knobby or noodley i dunno

if i were a guy i could never stick 'it' in her thats for sure, i might never come out again alive!!

Vagina Dentata?

**kingcap72** · February 8th, 2008, 01:58 PM

If it's a choice between Aniston and Angelina, I'd take the blood-wearing heroin addict over the annoying coke-snorting Jack-O-Lantern.

**AliceInWonderland** · February 8th, 2008, 02:00 PM

i'd cut off my dick if i had to choose between that shit!

**mistify** · February 8th, 2008, 02:06 PM

Hi alice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smooches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would have to choose the chin, maybe she puts it to good use!!! teehee

**bellini** · February 8th, 2008, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by mistify

Hi alice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smooches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would have to choose the chin, maybe she puts it to good use!!! teehee

Me too. It may be sandy in there but that's better than Holie's sludge filled garbage disposal. But that's just me.

**mistify** · February 8th, 2008, 02:10 PM

it's called snapper pussy bellini!!!!!! love you avatar..

**AliceInWonderland** · February 8th, 2008, 03:59 PM

^ HOLA!!!!

and

**Novice** · February 17th, 2008, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by sluce

If I was guy I think I would run from both of them. One is a man eater. The other just makes them wish they were dead.

I wish that the press would do this & stop publishing stuff about them, then maybe we could see how neurotic they would all go if they didn't get any media attention......