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    she's never going to get over it!! her chin does bug me a lot more now.

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    me too, now I look for it.
    "Shit, I think I just confused myself. QUICK! Somebody hand me chalk, a chalkboard and Will Hunting's brain!" michael k -dlisted

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistify View Post
    I think her ears are worse, but maybe that is cause I have a big chin?? Ya know I never noticed JA's til I came here.
    Me either. Now it's all I notice whenever I see her on TV or in a magazine. CHIN-RA LIVES.

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    "brittle" is the perfect word for her

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    ^^^^funny that sums up AJ to me except substitute coke for heroin.
    yeah and she's not really brittle, she's more like knobby or noodley i dunno

    if i were a guy i could never stick 'it' in her thats for sure, i might never come out again alive!!

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    If I was guy I think I would run from both of them. One is a man eater. The other just makes them wish they were dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    "brittle" is the perfect word for her



    yeah and she's not really brittle, she's more like knobby or noodley i dunno

    if i were a guy i could never stick 'it' in her thats for sure, i might never come out again alive!!
    Vagina Dentata?


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    If it's a choice between Aniston and Angelina, I'd take the blood-wearing heroin addict over the annoying coke-snorting Jack-O-Lantern.

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    i'd cut off my dick if i had to choose between that shit!

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    Hi alice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smooches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I would have to choose the chin, maybe she puts it to good use!!! teehee
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    Quote Originally Posted by mistify View Post
    Hi alice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smooches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I would have to choose the chin, maybe she puts it to good use!!! teehee
    Me too. It may be sandy in there but that's better than Holie's sludge filled garbage disposal. But that's just me.


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    it's called snapper pussy bellini!!!!!! love you avatar..
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    ^ HOLA!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    If I was guy I think I would run from both of them. One is a man eater. The other just makes them wish they were dead.
    I wish that the press would do this & stop publishing stuff about them, then maybe we could see how neurotic they would all go if they didn't get any media attention......

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    I wish JA would corner that creep James Haven,bang him hard and get pregnant with his love child

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    Oh! You are SO going to Hell Effie! That is brilliant!

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