Page 3 of 7 FirstFirst 1234567 LastLast
Results 31 to 45 of 99

Thread: Jennifer Aniston's vag cries sandy tears at news of Angelina Jolie's pregnancy

  1. #31
    Elite Member sparkly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Exchanging glances with the cunty bitches
    Posts
    14,422

    Default

    If Jennifer Aniston wanted kids, maybe she would have had them by now. I doubt she's so torn up over Angelina being pregnant. It's been like 3 years already. Geesh, it must have been a slow news day.

  2. #32
    Elite Member NicoleWasHere's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    kcmo
    Posts
    14,469

    Default

    Shut UP, Maniston. Jeebus. No one cares if you're jellus of Anus Lips.

  3. #33
    Gold Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    906

    Default Thank you, sweetie!

    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    I also think this story is garbage.

    Newsflash to the media - Lots of women DON'T WANT KIDS and choose NOT TO HAVE THEM. And guess what? They are PERFECTLY HAPPY! So GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY and move on to something else. You've beaten the Aniston/Jolie horse to death. NOBODY, including Aniston and Jolie, gives a shit anymore.
    My sentiments exactly.

  4. #34
    Hit By Ban Bus! AliceInWonderland's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    you already know.
    Posts
    44,439

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Shut UP, Maniston. Jeebus. No one cares if you're jellus of Anus Lips.
    good ones! they both suck!!!

  5. #35
    La vie en rose DitaPage*'s Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    37,547

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    I also think this story is garbage.

    Newsflash to the media - Lots of women DON'T WANT KIDS and choose NOT TO HAVE THEM. And guess what? They are PERFECTLY HAPPY! So GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY and move on to something else. You've beaten the Aniston/Jolie horse to death. NOBODY, including Aniston and Jolie, gives a shit anymore.
    Thankyou, YES!

    I am not a Jennifer fan but I call BS on this ; its not the first time Angelina has been pregnant, and what does she think will happen? Brad will come back to her, and the more kids he has the further away that dream is? Please.

  6. #36
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    200

    Default

    Liars, they will always look for something bad to say about Jennifer, she has moved on and needs to be left a lone. Is it the first time Angelina is pregnant with Brad? No, so why should Jennifer care if Angelina is pregnant? if she has decided to be baby producer to ruin other women's life's. It's time Jenni to be left a lone and you stop publishing fake stories just to make her look bad. She had Brad over 7 years that means she wasn't that bad, it just didn't work. Who said all women want children?

  7. #37
    Elite Member mrs.v's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    highway jammed with broken heroes
    Posts
    22,697

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kenesha Freebies View Post
    Liars, they will always look for something bad to say about Jennifer, she has moved on and needs to be left a lone. Is it the first time Angelina is pregnant with Brad? No, so why should Jennifer care if Angelina is pregnant? if she has decided to be baby producer to ruin other women's life's. It's time Jenni to be left a lone and you stop publishing fake stories just to make her look bad. She had Brad over 7 years that means she wasn't that bad, it just didn't work. Who said all women want children?
    Seriously,does your keyboard not let you type the word ALONE together?
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

  8. #38
    Elite Member Grimmlok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
    Posts
    55,359

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kenesha Freebies View Post
    Liars, they will always look for something bad to say about Jennifer, she has moved on and needs to be left a lone.
    LULZ

    Is it the first time Angelina is pregnant with Brad? No, so why should Jennifer care if Angelina is pregnant?
    Sandy vagina?

    if she has decided to be baby producer to ruin other women's life's.
    ??

    It's time Jenni to be left a lone and you stop publishing fake stories just to make her look bad.
    .. who the hell are you talking to?

    She had Brad over 7 years that means she wasn't that bad, it just didn't work. Who said all women want children?
    We aren''t talking about a woman, we're talking about Jawniffer Chiniston, swamp hag.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

  9. #39
    Bronze Member fuzuoko's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Austin, Texas
    Posts
    154

    Default

    Aniston is a brittle, neurotic, needy, self-obsessed bitch. On coke. But I swear this article is just a reprint of one from Jolie's first pregnancy, with a new sentence tagged onto the end of it to make it seem current.

  10. #40
    Hit By Ban Bus! AliceInWonderland's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    you already know.
    Posts
    44,439

    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by fuzuoko View Post
    Aniston is a brittle, neurotic, needy, self-obsessed bitch. On coke. But I swear this article is just a reprint of one from Jolie's first pregnancy, with a new sentence tagged onto the end of it to make it seem current.
    that about sums her up perfectly i love it!

  11. #41
    Elite Member mistify's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    in the twilight zone.
    Posts
    4,558

    Default

    ^^^^funny that sums up AJ to me except substitute coke for heroin.
    "Shit, I think I just confused myself. QUICK! Somebody hand me chalk, a chalkboard and Will Hunting's brain!" michael k -dlisted

  12. #42
    Elite Member kingcap72's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    10 miles from Pootie Tang
    Posts
    21,909

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kenesha Freebies View Post
    Liars, they will always look for something bad to say about Jennifer, she has moved on and needs to be left a lone. Is it the first time Angelina is pregnant with Brad? No, so why should Jennifer care if Angelina is pregnant? if she has decided to be baby producer to ruin other women's life's. It's time Jenni to be left a lone and you stop publishing fake stories just to make her look bad. She had Brad over 7 years that means she wasn't that bad, it just didn't work. Who said all women want children?
    That's right. Malibu Jen-Jen needs to be left alone. She's suffered enough. Angelina is stoopid and she's just jellus of Jen-Jen's talent and beauty.

  13. #43
    Elite Member mistify's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    in the twilight zone.
    Posts
    4,558

    Default

    ^^ ANd you forgot her big ass chin.
    "Shit, I think I just confused myself. QUICK! Somebody hand me chalk, a chalkboard and Will Hunting's brain!" michael k -dlisted

  14. #44
    Elite Member kingcap72's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    10 miles from Pootie Tang
    Posts
    21,909

    Default

    ^^The chin is unforgettable, in every way.

  15. #45
    Elite Member mistify's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    in the twilight zone.
    Posts
    4,558

    Default

    I think her ears are worse, but maybe that is cause I have a big chin?? Ya know I never noticed JA's til I came here.
    "Shit, I think I just confused myself. QUICK! Somebody hand me chalk, a chalkboard and Will Hunting's brain!" michael k -dlisted

Page 3 of 7 FirstFirst 1234567 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Angelina Jolie's pregnancy plan
    By CherryDarling in forum Latest Gossip
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: January 14th, 2008, 08:08 AM
  2. Replies: 6
    Last Post: November 14th, 2007, 07:11 PM
  3. Replies: 41
    Last Post: August 12th, 2007, 11:50 AM
  4. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's pregnancy and wedding news
    By MaryJane in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: January 31st, 2006, 07:03 AM
  5. Angelina Jolie's Pregnancy Confirmed.
    By sasha89 in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 89
    Last Post: January 15th, 2006, 12:56 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •