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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    she should just kill herself right now. its pointless for her to go on w/ her life. St. Ange has clearly won and winner takes all!!!!!


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    The title of the thread says it all.

    And I can believe BattleCat is pissed off that Brad and the Sorceress of Bloodstone are popping out more kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    The title of the thread says it all.

    And I can believe BattleCat is pissed off that Brad and the Sorceress of Bloodstone are popping out more kids.
    I LOVE those nicknames King! Absolutely Brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    The title of the thread says it all.

    And I can believe BattleCat is pissed off that Brad and the Sorceress of Bloodstone are popping out more kids.
    Haaaaaa!!!

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    Grimmlock - you have to knock it off. Everytime you mention a sandy vag I start to itch for no reason!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    I also think this story is garbage.

    Newsflash to the media - Lots of women DON'T WANT KIDS and choose NOT TO HAVE THEM. And guess what? They are PERFECTLY HAPPY! So GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY and move on to something else. You've beaten the Aniston/Jolie horse to death. NOBODY, including Aniston and Jolie, gives a shit anymore.
    Agree! I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't see where people say she is always whining, I saw her on Oprah, period, one time.

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    Shiloh Is The Next Mesiah!!!!! That Child Is So Perfectly Beautiful, I Just Hope Chiniston Doesn't Get Her Grubby Hands On Her For A Ritualistic Sacrifice
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    Hasn't she already burned her quota of pictures and dolls on the Arquette/Cox beach??
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    There's always time for one more ritual sacrifice.....





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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Newsflash to the media - Lots of women DON'T WANT KIDS and choose NOT TO HAVE THEM. And guess what? They are PERFECTLY HAPPY! So GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY and move on to something else.
    Seriously!

    Besides, Brad would have still cheated. but there would have just been child support.
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    She is going to be 39 this year. So 40 is right there, and she still hasnt had the kids, she swore 3 yrs ago she wanted OH SO BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that she wanted it ALL. Kids and a husband. Well fine, if true but she will end up with In Vitro or adoption. Both options are nothing to cry over, but I'm sure she'll be on Oprah talking about how life is soooooooooooo unfair and Oprah will hit how Angie "stole Jenns life" the life her ass didn't even want until she no longer had it.

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    oh please.... My Dr says that there is nothing wrong with a woman of that age trying to conceive naturally.
    She was on Oprah ONCE..... Angelina in in the press blabbing all the time about her personal life baby this... time off that.... yap yap yap.......

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    at the title of this thread. Grimm, you kill me!!!
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    Oh, I think I figured out where Jen's been going wrong with this whole pregnany thing. She hasn't figured out that you have to have sex with a male of the same species. She needs to have her publicist call Mr. Ed, stat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuisfan1234 View Post
    she swore 3 yrs ago she wanted OH SO BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that she wanted it ALL. Kids and a husband.
    I bet this was PR to make AJ look bad or make people feel sorry for her. You know, she devoted the best years of her life, whore steals her baby-maker, blah, blah.

    If she wants a baby, she should do what the lesbians do- get out the catalog and order some swimmers.
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