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    .. and fat. I also have a pancake ass.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Jesus..she thinks Mayer is better looking than Brad? Whatever tumor causing illness that is causing the massive bone growth in her chin must have started working on her skull, causing it to grow and squeeze her brain(and optic nerve apparently). Bitch is insane.
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    Didn't some "source" tell the tabs that Jen thought Vince was better in bed than Brad?

    This is a bunch of hooey.

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    Nah, it just shows how desperate THE CHIN is to find someone that measures up to Pretty Pitt before her litterbox of a uterus falls out.
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    Vince was PR but she might actually be getting some with Johnny boy..

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    I thought Mayer was making out with Perez? this gossip is so confusing LOL

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    Barnacle vag...

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    Mayer's not cute---not physically. But he's talented, and he's funny, so I can't really hate on him.

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    Looks like the litterbox needs scooped for clumps. WTF is up with comparing Joe Dirt's cousin to Meet Joe Black. Congrats Jen your barren Sahara shows no signs of an Oasis only mirages in the sand. Hasn't Mullet Man already moved on to more tropical climates?
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Chinni probably never let Mr. Fug Eyebags enter her sandy tomb. But yet she'll let the buttsniffing vampire lick her up and down Miami.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    He kinda looke like Marc Anthony before he turned into Skeletor
    lol i was about to say, he looks like a well-fed marc anthony.
    and i think he's a whiny annoying poseur. i don't know who's sappier, mayer or coldplay.
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    Mayer is kinda sexy. I'll give him that. But that whole thing about him peeing on people kinda ruins it for me. And the incessant blogging... not cool. Like he wants to be cool but isn't...
    Anywhoo, I think he and Aniston make a nice couple, if in fact it's not a PR stunt.

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    Totally agree Sputnik. Mullet Man sounds like he needs an inhaler with each verse he saps out. Then the Joe Cocker facial expression imitations take the cheesecake. IMO watching him hurts as much as listening. Chin making a comparison to Brad shows how desperate and not over Brad she is. Time to move the fuck on already.
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Exactly how low is her I.Q.? She acts like a 12 year old - talk about arrested development; a 40 year old women whose life consists of sunbathing and talking about how cute guys are - SCREECH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaffyMoon View Post
    Exactly how low is her I.Q.? She acts like a 12 year old - talk about arrested development; a 40 year old women whose life consists of sunbathing and talking about how cute guys are - SCREECH!
    Yeah because getting a bunch of spirograph tattoos on a lower back is so much more adult, ya know?

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