Jennifer Aniston to write tell all book about Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

**Grimmlok** · March 20th, 2008, 02:46 PM

if you left your kids with chiniston, it might end up in a beach bonfire

**cmmdee** · March 20th, 2008, 02:47 PM

But will it include pictures of The Chin?
Perhaps a full spread?
Who knows. Could make The New York Time's Best Seller. Could be a collector's item some day.
NEVER underestimate the power of the Chin!

**Mel1973** · March 20th, 2008, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

if you left your kids with chiniston, it might end up in a beach bonfire

My kid could take her ass! Now if she swings that chin, momma will have to step in!

**moomies** · March 20th, 2008, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

and if they hand rainbow babies out to brotherfucking crackwhores like aj, why not a coke head/ pot head like jennnni??

If I had to choose, I'd give my rubber baby to Jennie the coke/pot head than brotha fuxing anorexic heroin junkie that got IVF preggers to populate and polute the entire earth with her false sainthood.

**Mel1973** · March 20th, 2008, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by cmmdee

But will it include pictures of The Chin?
Perhaps a full spread?
Who knows. Could make The New York Time's Best Seller. Could be a collector's item some day.
NEVER underestimate the power of the Chin!

I don't like those oversized books. Even if it was a centerfold, not sure it'd fit.

**cmmdee** · March 20th, 2008, 03:09 PM

^^ HAHA. Or they could sell it as a huge chin pop-up book. Scary!

**Grimmlok** · March 20th, 2008, 03:11 PM

imagine the lost eyes and lawsuits

**CherryDarling** · March 20th, 2008, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by tkdgirl

It's true! I have seen the entire contents of the book. Wanna see?

Here it is:

'Brad cheated. Angie can suck start a leaf blower. The end.'

**Icepik** · March 20th, 2008, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

I'm sure.

The former "Friends" star is allegedly penning a tome ...
An insider reveals ...

For god's sake, someone kill the idiot that keeps flogging this dead horse! Face the damn facts ... there is NO story. Stop making shit up and get a real job. Fuck!

Sing it, sistah

**sweetness** · March 20th, 2008, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

For god's sake, someone kill the idiot that keeps flogging this dead horse!

Jenni's dead?

**Bijoux** · March 20th, 2008, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by moomies

If I had to choose, I'd give my rubber baby to Jennie the coke/pot head than brotha fuxing anorexic heroin junkie that got IVF preggers to populate and polute the entire earth with her false sainthood.

God. I love you!

**viggofan** · March 20th, 2008, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

She's not writing anything. This is just another made up story by the media who can't let it go.

exactly and ita. very old story and a resurrected one at that. lol If the media is going to come up with stories about her then at least come up with some new stuff and stop beating a dead horse lol. this story of her writing a book was rumored about a year ago and it was denied then. It was all over the web then and so I think this is just another story that the press is resurrecting for shock appeal.

**Novice** · March 20th, 2008, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by tkdgirl

'Brad cheated. Angie can suck start a leaf blower. The end.'

Hey You!!!

My laptop hates you.... it'll be hanging on the radiator drying out now.... Tea & TDK doesn't mix! x

**tkdgirl** · March 20th, 2008, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

Hey You!!!

My laptop hates you.... it'll be hanging on the radiator drying out now.... Tea & TDK doesn't mix! x

How the hell are ya? LOVE yer bird-flippin' avi!

Know of anyone up the duff yet? I don't. Well, unless you count Ang. But I don't really know her... I don't own a leaf blower, a strap on, or a bag of cheetos.