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    if you left your kids with chiniston, it might end up in a beach bonfire
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    But will it include pictures of The Chin?
    Perhaps a full spread?
    Who knows. Could make The New York Time's Best Seller. Could be a collector's item some day.
    NEVER underestimate the power of the Chin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    if you left your kids with chiniston, it might end up in a beach bonfire
    My kid could take her ass! Now if she swings that chin, momma will have to step in!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post

    and if they hand rainbow babies out to brotherfucking crackwhores like aj, why not a coke head/ pot head like jennnni??
    If I had to choose, I'd give my rubber baby to Jennie the coke/pot head than brotha fuxing anorexic heroin junkie that got IVF preggers to populate and polute the entire earth with her false sainthood.

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    But will it include pictures of The Chin?
    Perhaps a full spread?
    Who knows. Could make The New York Time's Best Seller. Could be a collector's item some day.
    NEVER underestimate the power of the Chin!
    I don't like those oversized books. Even if it was a centerfold, not sure it'd fit.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    ^^ HAHA. Or they could sell it as a huge chin pop-up book. Scary!

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    imagine the lost eyes and lawsuits
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    It's true! I have seen the entire contents of the book. Wanna see?

    Here it is:

    'Brad cheated. Angie can suck start a leaf blower. The end.'
    Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    I'm sure.

    The former "Friends" star is allegedly penning a tome ...
    An insider reveals ...


    For god's sake, someone kill the idiot that keeps flogging this dead horse! Face the damn facts ... there is NO story. Stop making shit up and get a real job. Fuck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    For god's sake, someone kill the idiot that keeps flogging this dead horse!
    Jenni's dead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    If I had to choose, I'd give my rubber baby to Jennie the coke/pot head than brotha fuxing anorexic heroin junkie that got IVF preggers to populate and polute the entire earth with her false sainthood.


    God. I love you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    She's not writing anything. This is just another made up story by the media who can't let it go.
    exactly and ita. very old story and a resurrected one at that. lol If the media is going to come up with stories about her then at least come up with some new stuff and stop beating a dead horse lol. this story of her writing a book was rumored about a year ago and it was denied then. It was all over the web then and so I think this is just another story that the press is resurrecting for shock appeal.
    Last edited by viggofan; March 20th, 2008 at 05:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post

    'Brad cheated. Angie can suck start a leaf blower. The end.'
    Hey You!!!

    My laptop hates you.... it'll be hanging on the radiator drying out now.... Tea & TDK doesn't mix! x
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Hey You!!!

    My laptop hates you.... it'll be hanging on the radiator drying out now.... Tea & TDK doesn't mix! x
    How the hell are ya? LOVE yer bird-flippin' avi! Know of anyone up the duff yet? I don't. Well, unless you count Ang. But I don't really know her... I don't own a leaf blower, a strap on, or a bag of cheetos.

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    My leaf blower needs a service, maybe she could get it started for me????

    Hormonal & Psycho! Its my BEST attitude!

    *scurried off looking for a smilies flippin the bird....*



    Hey! Mooms! Who is this guy???? <<<

    Jennifer's relative?
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