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Thread: Jennifer Aniston reeks of desperation as her death grip on John Mayer loosens

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    I'm just curious, does she always had this enormous chin? Somehow I cannot remember that during Friends-Time.

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    You mean they aren't getting married and having the babies she claims to want?
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    "Reeks of desperation"? How does Pere-fuk know that? JM was never marriage material- she got her some dick. Big deal.

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    Ah, don't think Jennifer wants Jessica Simpson's leftovers.

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    If she didn't, she wouldn't have been trying to scoop him into her whiny maw all this time.

    How sad is that... getting Chestica's table scraps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    If she didn't, she wouldn't have been trying to scoop him into her whiny maw all this time.

    How sad is that... getting Chestica's table scraps.
    Oh please. A weekend in Miami where they laid out by the pool and had dinner? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Um, ok.

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    Please, you know her sandyvag was just itching for some lube
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    Hahaha. As sand through the hourglass, so pass the men through Chin's vajayjay. Desperation and stale urine reek.
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    It probably still smells like Vince Vaughn threw up in there.
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    She seems so independent to me, he may have been a notch on her belt. She does not look unhappy to me at all, she just isn't posing for the paps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    If she didn't, she wouldn't have been trying to scoop him into her whiny maw all this time. How sad is that... getting Chestica's table scraps.
    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Please, you know her sandyvag was just itching for some lube
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    Hahaha. As sand through the hourglass, so pass the men through Chin's vajayjay. Desperation and stale urine reek.
    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    It probably still smells like Vince Vaughn threw up in there.
    DAMN!


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    *puts his catty gayness back in the box*
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    That cad. One ride and he's off again...


    I do hope he remembered to at least change the saddle blanket...
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    You guys are just JELLUS tha tyou're not all in love and get to lay on the beach all day doing lots of Coca-Cola with your best friends and sipping penis coladas! JENNY 4 EVER LOOOOL

    Where is King, by the way? He's been missing for a minute and he is forever cracking me up with his chin comments...

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    Here's a thought, maybe she didn't dig him and he didn't get what he wanted. So he moved on. If he was really sending flowers to her every day, he was clearly interested. Those huge zoom lens photos weren't terribly clear but she didn't seem to be too in to him.

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