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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    Moog - I think the same reason that more stars don't come out - some idiot publicists have convinced them it's going to 'hurt their career' somehow. Publicists seem to be the most narrow minded conservative twats in the world.
    True. And Paris mentions wanting kids in her interviews now - I suppose that's to give her a more wholesome image - hah! People probably prefer to hear that than someone saying they can't stand kids and aren't having any.

    There were quite a few old actresses who never had children (and probably really didn't want them) but I guess people thought they secretly did want them and just couldn't have them or something....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    And Paris mentions wanting kids in her interviews now - I suppose that's to give her a more wholesome image - hah!
    Yeah that, and also to compete with her little friend.

    Plus it would be a great way to keep her probation ass in the news without having to break the law.

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    ^^ My thought too, she's always gotta be in competition with Nicole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    True. And Paris mentions wanting kids in her interviews now - I suppose that's to give her a more wholesome image - hah! People probably prefer to hear that than someone saying they can't stand kids and aren't having any.

    There were quite a few old actresses who never had children (and probably really didn't want them) but I guess people thought they secretly did want them and just couldn't have them or something....
    Yeah, I think the whole 'I want kids' thing is seen as Middle American values, instead of heathen Hollywood liberalism. Except that I don't think many people actually change their viewing or buying habits over the relative heathenity of the stars. Sure they bitch about them, but only those bored ass Bible Belters actually sit around and pretend like they're boycotting stuff...
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    Jen pays for everything but the catch is you have to hang out with her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuisfan1234 View Post
    How would AJ slurp up anything Jen had? Jen didnt eat out Angie, Brad does. Chin probably didnt even go downtown on Brad in the first place, she layed there and waited until it was over wondering if she jumped up and down afterwards, she make sure she didn't get pregnant. Hell her ass was on the pill probably while Brad thought she was taking vitamins.

    I bet if she had a do over (which we all wish we had in certain situations) she would have agreed to adoption or to have a kid while she was pregnant on Friends, it was a win/win. Secure job pregnant by a dude who wants to have to spawn with you, and you have the baby you CLAIM you still want. But we all know thats not true. She dosent want any kids, hell neither do I. But I'm 24 and might change my mind if the right man shows up. Not nearing 40 who spends every night with Courtney and David.
    It goes like this: AJ = cockgoblin. Anytime she gobbles the cock, she's having what Jen already had = slurping up the sloppy seconds... hmmmmmmkay??
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    Yeah, but on the plus side she's getting Juliette Lewis' sloppy seconds.

    Wait, is that a plus???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    Jen pays for everything but the catch is you have to hang out with her!
    But at least the Chin is there to keep Mr. Aniston company 24/7. That is, until he finds a way to drive it away too.

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    Hey, King!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    Allz Aboard Clubb Jen!!!

    P.s. moov ur big face
    Did everyone have to move to the bow of the boat to lesson the weight of Maniston's chin at the rear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Born In A Brothel View Post
    Hey, King!
    Hey, BIAB. Long time no see.

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    WOO HOO!!!! King is back!!!!

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    I'm not sure where..I said...that Angelina's movies...have ALL been box office hits..oh wait because I didn't..I think we all know Jen's movies have done well because of the costars..ben stiller..jim carrey..vince..who really cares..I don't know where you were able to get that information from..

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    WOO HOO!!!! King is back!!!!
    Hey, Sweetness. Glad to be back.

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    Kingcap!!! BIAB!!!

    So good to see you!

    Gen X EJC has been keeping the faith for us, I see!

    Let the fun begin......

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