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    You can take shelter of the chin in wet weather.

    She has her uses and function in life.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Allz Aboard Clubb Jen!!!

    P.s. moov ur big face
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    All aboard.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Her chin has an amazing carrying capacity.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    YUM YUM eat em up


    Her feathers look so awesome in this pic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    The chin would get in the way of good photos, though. I mean, do you really want every single famous place you visit to have a giant anvil shaped shadow looming over it??

    OMG you and Grimm are cracking me up again!!!!

    I was just idly browsing through (waiting for my Indian takeaway to arrive) and I was knocked sideways by CHIN TALK (in the UK "chinning" is slang for yakking on... so double meaning in this case).

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    Ah, I've missed you Moog!!! It isn't the same on Jen threads without you.

    Although it looks like for today her defenders have abandoned her. They must be angry about not being taken on free vacations
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    how could she care, she's too busy thinking about brad pitt.

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    The woman has tons of money. If I had the cash she has, I'd treat my friends with fab vacations as well.

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    Yeah, especially if you had a chin like that and a sandy vagina. You'd pretty much have to.
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    I love the weekly "how pitiful Jennifer Aniston's life is" stories. This weeks is great.

    hee hee

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    I don't think Chinstrap had much talent to even deserve to be a star, but somehow these mediocre whining whores make it. I guess to be successful in fake land, as long as someone finds you atttractive, you can be dumb as a door knob or clueless and still have a chance of making it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    and yet .. there sits aj slurpring up ja's sloppy seconds.....

    Funny but ewww the images!

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    How would AJ slurp up anything Jen had? Jen didnt eat out Angie, Brad does. Chin probably didnt even go downtown on Brad in the first place, she layed there and waited until it was over wondering if she jumped up and down afterwards, she make sure she didn't get pregnant. Hell her ass was on the pill probably while Brad thought she was taking vitamins.

    I bet if she had a do over (which we all wish we had in certain situations) she would have agreed to adoption or to have a kid while she was pregnant on Friends, it was a win/win. Secure job pregnant by a dude who wants to have to spawn with you, and you have the baby you CLAIM you still want. But we all know thats not true. She dosent want any kids, hell neither do I. But I'm 24 and might change my mind if the right man shows up. Not nearing 40 who spends every night with Courtney and David.

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