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EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux delay wedding to the summer because they can't agree on bash - but they're still 'madly in love'
By Sara Nathan
PUBLISHED: 18:04, 23 April 2013 | UPDATED: 07:47, 24 April 2013
Jennifer Aniston and her fiancι Justin Theroux have delayed their wedding for a few months - because they can't agree on the size of the bash.The former Friends star, 44, wants a bigger do - while Justin, 41, wants a smaller, intimate affair and they are now set to tie the knot at the end of the summer, rather than at a spring-time ceremony.
The couple were reportedly getting ready to say I Do next month, but stunning Jennifer has been busy producing her upcoming movie Call Me Crazy: A Five Film and had been been forced to put all planning for her nuptials on hold.
And a friend told MailOnline the couple had been 'relaxed' about their wedding planning - as the Horrible Bosses actress last week admitted that she is not actually looking forward to actually planning the affair.
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Too busy: At the red carpet premiere of her new movie Call Me Crazy, Jennifer Aniston revealed that she has not had enough time to pick out her wedding dress for her upcoming nuptials with Justin Theroux
She said: '[It's] something that will probably come together at the last minute..:[Too much planning] might make me crazy!'
When asked if she had picked her gown at the premiere of her Lifetime movie at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood last week, she said: 'No, no, no.'
'I don't have a dress. I like to be very spontaneous.'
And Jennifer may be fending off stress by turning to cupping after sporting what looked like marks from the popular Asian practice meant to stimulate circulation and calm the nerves.
Jennifer and her beau Justin were engaged last summer, and since then, fans have been waiting with bated breath to see her walk down the aisle.
The couple were entwined as they partied at the Vanity Fair Oscars bash in February and when asked about their romance, Jennifer said: 'Yes, I’m very happy,’m extremely lucky and extremely happy.'
A friend told MailOnline: 'Jen and Justin have been totally relaxed about the wedding planning. They're looking forward to the wedding, but they have different ideas about the actual wedding itself.
'It's not to do with them as a couple, they're madly in love. Every time you see them they've got their arms around each other.
'Jen wants something bigger with all their friends, Justin would just like something a bit more intimate.
'At this point, we're expecting the wedding to be at the end of the summer, just before Labor Day Weekend.'
Close: Justin and Jennifer are rumoured to be getting married as soon as this May
Although it has been taking up so much of her time, Jennifer is proud to have worked on Call Me Crazy - a compilation of five short films focusing on mental illness.The screen beauty insists the project tackles a subject that suffers from a negative perception and stigma that needs to be addressed.
She said: 'Mental illness seemed to be [a topic] that a lot of us felt was an important one and touched a lot of our lives, a lot of our families lives. That seemed like one that needed attention because all of the stigma around it and the sort of shame around it.'
Call Me Crazy premieres on Lifetime on April 20.
Helpful hubby to be: As Jennifer's hectic schedule begins to build, she has handed the mundane task of house hunting in New York over to her beau
Read more: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux delay wedding to the summer because they can't agree on bash - but they're still 'madly in love' | Mail Online
*sharpens pokey sticks*
do NOT start!
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(_)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
I like they have to emphasize that they're still 'madly in love'. I tend to take that as they aren't.
Lol...madly in love, ya right.
I need that bag in my life.
When you came in the air went out. And every shadow filled up with doubt. I don't know who you think you are, But before the night is through,I wanna do bad things with you.
Broke up!!!!!
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
shut yer goddamned whore mouths!
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(_)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
But if I shut it, is it still a whore mouth?
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
you're damned skippy!
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(_)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Hahaha, no douche wedding then?
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