Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are engaged

**Sasha** · October 10th, 2012, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl

I can't believe bloggers and the sort are spending sooooo much time analyzing what Jen's ring means. Like, OMG, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!?

FFS, it's a ring.

It means Justin is a douche with bad taste in jewelry.

**Mel1973** · October 10th, 2012, 07:22 AM

It means they like to give asswipes something to gossip about.
If the fucking ring had been smaller, we'd have new tags and comments about "copycat ring" and other such shit. Obviously, it's a no-win situation for them...

**Kittylady** · October 10th, 2012, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

It means they like to give asswipes something to gossip about.
If the fucking ring had been smaller, we'd have new tags and comments about "copycat ring" and other such shit. Obviously, it's a no-win situation for them...

This is it. Small or average sized - he's a tightwad who should have splashed out more for something spectacular. Big and blingy - it's tasteless, it's too showy etc. Personally speaking I wouldn't want or wear a ring like that one. I don't like the size or the shape and think it looks like a Fox's Glacier Mint candy but each to their own. If she likes it then fair enough. However I do think that the sentiment behind the ring should be much more important than the size of the stone/value etc. It pisses me right off when I hear a woman bitch about an engagement ring a guy has bust a gut to buy for her simply because it doesn't have the necessary bling factor to make her friends jealous.

**BBDSP** · October 10th, 2012, 10:01 AM

Any hotness he might have had was gone as soon as JA made him her bitch and started dressing him like her male Mini-Me. JMHO.

**Mercer** · October 10th, 2012, 10:51 AM

We've been through that. She hasn't started to dress him in any way.

**Mel1973** · October 10th, 2012, 11:20 AM

Now, Mercer - this is a JA thread... there's no room for logic or sensibility...

**Mercer** · October 10th, 2012, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

Now, Mercer - this is a JA thread... there's no room for logic or sensibility...

My bad. Let me try again then: Jennay is a desperate spinster whose sole claim to faim is her failed marriage. Getting engaged and wearing her ring are only done because her ex has an outing/interview/rumored wedding/photo-op and she seizes the moment to keep herself in the public eye. And she made her boy-toy go from dressing like this:

Originally Posted by Sukie

to how he dresses these days. She's a sad, lonely, sandy-vagina'd loser. Better?

**Mel1973** · October 10th, 2012, 11:35 AM

all hail BAMPZSVK .. I just googled that "BAMPZSVK" and I'm skeered

**witchcurlgirl** · October 10th, 2012, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by Mercer

Better?

Now you've got it

It could be worse, she could be engaged to this wanna be hipster:

**kasippu** · October 10th, 2012, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

It means they like to give asswipes something to gossip about.
If the fucking ring had been smaller, we'd have new tags and comments about "copycat ring" and other such shit. Obviously, it's a no-win situation for them...

Maybe, but do you care about winning? When they compare you with a kardasian, then you went for douche.

**Mel1973** · October 10th, 2012, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by kasippu

Maybe, but do you care about winning? When they compare you with a kardasian, then you went for douche.

Do I care about winning? No. Does JA care about winning? Winning what? This stupid "competition" that the media and looneys think is going on between these two couples? Not very likely. People can make all the comparisons they like, can't they? You can claim "douche" all you like - doesn't really make it true, does it? Nope, just YOUR opinion.

**Trixie** · October 10th, 2012, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by BBDSP

Any hotness he might have had was gone as soon as JA made him her bitch and started dressing him like her male Mini-Me. JMHO.

Sorry, wrong. If anything, he made Jenni HIS bitch because SHE started dressing like HIM.

**Kathie_Moffett** · October 10th, 2012, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

Doubt it. He's a Hollins, very old monied family.

And that's probably a big part of why they've made it this far. Anyone who wanted to date her had to have some money of his own. Economic inequality often kills even non-showbiz relationships.

Originally Posted by Trixie

Sorry, wrong. If anything, he made Jenni HIS bitch because SHE started dressing like HIM.

Yanno, that's kinda true.

I think the ring's fine. It's big but it's very plain stylewise. She tends to wear simple but very expensive clothing, so really, I don't see this as unsuitable for her.

And, like, whatever. It's a fucking ring.

**kasippu** · October 10th, 2012, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

Do I care about winning? No. Does JA care about winning? Winning what? This stupid "competition" that the media and looneys think is going on between these two couples? Not very likely. People can make all the comparisons they like, can't they? You can claim "douche" all you like - doesn't really make it true, does it? Nope, just YOUR opinion.

I know! That is really my only reason for posting, sharing my opinion.
( to clarify with 'you' I meant Justin)