Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are engaged

[Trixie]

And I missed the whole damn thing!!

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[witchcurlgirl]

Submitted by Salem on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 2:58pm.
LONG post, everyone be warned, lol.
I'm not even truly a fan of Angelina's.

thank god she's not truly a fan, or that 'festo might have gone on even longer.


everywhere people tell her to mellow out, calm down, stop frothing at the mouth. at some point a sane person would start to think 'could it be all the people, or is it me'?

[Waterslide]

I loved when that person said they'd agree with her to stop her foaming. If she's who I think she is at imdb (ButtonsnBows), someone said that dealing with her for the last 5 years was "a toil" if that's any indication of her charm.

[mjw]

But if I am able to get through to even one of the Jenloons, if it causes only one of them to stop and think about how wrong they are, how what they are doing is cyber-bullying, and how they come across to others, then I'll live with the abuse.

Is that you Leann?

[sluce]

Damn. I asked you to play nice out of respect for Mel but you just couldn't do it. Why couldn't you leave this toy for her? She does so much for all of us and gets so little in return.

[Kathie_Moffett]

You're not coming unhinged, are you?

You sounded so...hopeful.

Damn. I asked you to play nice out of respect for Mel but you just couldn't do it. Why couldn't you leave this toy for her? She does so much for all of us and gets so little in return.

I know. I tried! Sorry...
Hey. Maybe she'll come back as "Undead Salem"!

[Mel1973]

That was a bunch of tabloid bs. Aniston did in fact, lie to Brad about babies, and I cannot stand it when people try to brush it away to make this Aniston a victim. Brad always wanted kids, even in that joint Brad and Jen interview with Barbara Walters where he was almost crying about wanting 'half a dozen' little Jens running around, and Aniston's reply said it all about her intentions; "he'll be lucky to get one". She said that when Friends finished, she promised him she would start a family; only for her to turn around and sign up for 6 (six) movies back-to-back, two of which Brad had to learn about from Hollywood insider magazine Variety. I think that was when the penny really dropped with Brad that Aniston deceived him, never had any intentions, and it was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back for him. When tabloid lies of an 'affair' started, Aniston fans in a tabloid concocted the story about Aniston having had 2 miscarriages, to take heat off of her for her part regarding wanting children. Both Brad and Jen herself came out and denied this. It was just dirty tricks from 'Team Aniston'.

Bitch, you is crazy... and I've read all the shit you've been spouting as "fact" and you're not just crazy, you're a fucking liar. I'm going to respond to each of your bullshit comments because ... well, because I fucking CAN!

Nah. Angie doesn't give a shit. I just can't wait until Mel reads this but she doesn't usually come on GR on weekends. LOL

sorry...

I know! I don't normally wish for Mondays.

aha I blame you for me being here now!

Ssshhh ... I was hoping Mel wouldn't find it.

Because it's all true!

Mel ALWAYS finds this shit!

Wait, what is this shit? I thought Jennay was barren.

it's a nutbag...

?

Who told you that?

bitch, someone could ask you the same fucking question! who told your ass any of this shit you're running around the internets spouting off as facts? huh?

Nope, that didn't happen, even Jen herself said that. And, the Walters interview was done before M&M Smith was filmed.

again... shut your dicksucker.

so glad you joined just to tell us that brad isn't an adulterer. be sure to head over to the oj threads to tell us that he isn't a killer.

bwahahahahaa

I see I might have entered a loonyville area. As stated, Brad and Jen both denied it. I go by interviews from the people involved, not via tabloids (Jen apologists' bibles). As for Just Jared (or as I call it, Just Looniston), that place has Aniston bots and trolls out-numbering any Brangelina fans 4 to 1. I'd no sooner go to that site regularly than I would with Female First.

Trick, you're the motherfucking mayor of Looneyville! You got nothing but tabloid bullshit to go by... and JJ.

The hoax of an affair was debunked long ago, do catch up. All the evidence inc Courteney, Jen, Brad, people on set etc, etc denouncing it really I didn't think people who still believed the hoax even existed anymore. There are enough real life cheating in Hollywood without cheapening it by buying into the most famous tabloid hoax ever.

OMG! you are fucking TRULY unhinged! When you pring FACTS like this, we need a link that doesn't link to JJ.. mkay, asswipe?

ermaghard- a brangie conspiracy theory.

yeah, that's a new one...

Okay everyone, leave it for Mel. She will lose her shit if you don't.

they runnedit off!

What conspiracy theory? The affair? 8 year long conspiracy theory.

the one involving you being sane?

She better be good. I've been on discussion boards on this for 6 years, no one has got the better of me yet. There is not one single argument or angle I haven't come across. From either side.

bitch, "good" aint the word for what THIS bitch is! *flicks dust off my shoulders*

You know that for a fact, do you? What are your arguments? Don't count your chickens before they hatch. You and your cohorts may be disappointed.

Since I already read this thread and know these cunts done found your eggs and stomped all your chicks to death - I laugh at you actually using the word "fact" in ANY post of yours!

I won't bother to argue with someone who has spent 6 years roaming the web seeking arguments over the trinity.

Enjoy your time here, i'm sure it will be brief. My cunty cohorts never disappoint.

heheheheheheehheheheh

Lol, well you certainly are an unwelcoming and hostile lot on here, aren't you? Btw, when I go on discussion groups I discuss many people and many issues, not just the trinity. I guess since you've been on a site called *Gossip* Rocks since 2007, you yourself can't speak. Its rather like commenting 'who cares' on a thread, thats how pointless arguing the point over who has spent more time on gossip sites is. Oh, and don't presume to know how long I'll last; if thats a hint about bullying people off the board, I wouldn't be expecting that to work if I were you.

1. Liar.
2. Guess they showed your ass, didn't they?

I guess if you've spent 6 years arguing this on discussion boards, which is like majoring in Branglinjen, you should have pretty solid arguments.

Still, people lie, especially cheaters, especially celeb cheaters. I do believe Jennifer said she chose to believe her then husband. That doesn't mean he wasn't screwing his co-star. Unless you happen to be Brad or Ang, then you don't know a thing about what really happened.

you can NOT bring logic into any argument with a brangelooney...

Sure people lie, but believing the worst in people and assuming they cheated when a) no one came forward from the set and b) all people involved including Courteney denied it, well one must surely give the benefit of the doubt. Considering that Aniston herself is a homewrecker and wouldn't inflict that pain on another woman (Heidi) if she had ever been cheated on and it so horrific as her fans make out. Also, one must remember their press release when they split in January 2005 stated it had nothing to do with any tabloid speculation. Of course, its possible both Brad and Jen lied, however why would she continue to praise Brad for years, repeating numerous times that there was no villain etc. I think people who lack the ability to think and reason simply believes there was an affair, in face of the overwhelming evidence against, simply because 'everyone else does'. What if a vendetta against an innocent woman for 8 years, was based on malicious gossip and a pack of lies? I myself have been the victim of something similar, and having sheeple brainwashed into believing juicy gossip can destroy a person's life and soul. I wonder if the remaining few who still believe there was an affair, ever stop and ask themselves: "what if I'm wrong"?

Listen whore, aren't you just assuming the worst about Aniston? Yes? Then shut the fuck up and quit requesting people do something that you have proven your self to be incapable of.

I really don't think anyone in the trinity gives a fuck about what any of us think.

psst... they don't... but don't tell Salem. What'll she do with her BS in Brangelooneyism?

If thats true, then why haven't you been banned? You had a pissy attitude towards me from my first post which wasn't rude, nor attacking anyone. You seem very hostile and abusive, so far all I've seen is you looking for a fight and not practising good board fellowship. Lighten up yourself. I'm entitled to my opinion and to express it in a respectful manner, which is all I've done. I suggest you check your own attitude because you've been unnecessarily snarky, pissy and rude from your first post toward me.

1. posters here have a low tolerance for stupidity - and your first post was chock full of stupid.
2. You ARE entitled to your opinion, the problem arises when you try and say that your sad, uninformed, deluded, twatty, douchenozzle opinion is fact.

Sounded more like something the loonistons from Female First would come up with. Along with Aniston is perfect, her womb is golden, oh, and my personal favourite; "Jen isn't just America's Sweetheart, she is America's goddess" who shits sugar and farts sunshine rays. And if Jen is barren, its all "Angelina's fault"!

You just made that up... you are a sad little crazy bitch ain't ya?

Clearly you haven't followed anything, since I've already taken care of the bs. Jen's fans at the tabloids did actually create the 'miscarriages' rumour around the time Brad and Jen split and Jen was receiving heat regarding children. This is common knowledge.



Obviously.

Wtf are you going on about?

You seem very confused.

1. You've only created the bullshit. you haven't cleared up a fucking thing.
2. the only thing common here, is you - you trifling bitch!

Yes, and ? I don't understand what you are getting at. The Jen-friendly tabloids wrote a story that Jen had two (for some reason that is what they've all said, she had two miscarriages; why they came up with that number, I don't know) miscarriages and her fans ran with it all over the net as proof that Jen was an innocent widdle victim and what a bad meany Brad was to leave her. This story started around the time some tabloids were also running stories that children might have been a factor.

1. your lack of understanding is a personal problem for YOU.
2. you're putting us on, aren't you? nobody can possibly be THIS dim.

Yes, we shouldn't "cheapen" real life cheating stories. There is integrity in real cheating, a certain moral superiority as compared to fake cheating stories. wut?

I'm very annoyed that Mel takes weekends off.

Sorry. Mel will not give up weekends so that I can swat these nutters.

Wow, someone has an issue with me, rolls eyes......

Who is this Mel? The head Jenloon? If its the one I first replied to, I think lightweight is the pejorative term.

Mel is "not tha one", umkay? We don't actually have any "jenloons" (I think you made that up too, because it just sounds STOOPID) here ... and we don't really have any brangelooneys.... which is why nobody gives two fucks about what you're saying. This shit was argued to death 20 years ago and NOW nobody fucking cares ... well, nobody but you. You big crusader for truth... what the fuck? get a life. you've wasted SIX YEARS of your life on nothing. Angelina would be embarassed that some loser like you is running around the internet foaming at the mouth of things that YOU (and only you) believe to be "truths"...

No, Mel hasn't responded.

Alas, she is our resident lightweight Jenloon. I'd ask that you go easy on her because clearly your 6 years experience on the trinity is no match for her kittenish disposition. Be kind.

Yes, Mel is verry skuuurrred...

Since Twitchy isn't saying it, I will. Play nice. I am exercising restraint out of respect for Mel. I hope the rest of you will do the same. It could be an interesting Monday if people take it slowly.

it's the thought that counts... nice that you thought of me but alas, tis gone...

Thats right. Her rep Huvane is infamous for this sort of thing and has been caught out at least once calling a tabloid to plant a story and then calling back to deny it.

Nope. Doesn't sound complicated at all. That Brad cheated, when he, Angelina AND JENNIFER (and courteney) all denied it and have stuck to the same story seems far more complicated to me.

Only if you are a Jen fan DESPERATE to believe she is innocent of any wrong doing, is a victim and therefore by default have to believe, despite all reason, lack of evidence etc, that he cheated, because you've been brainwashed into believing it or because as I stated, you want to.

Maybe the simple explanation and truth is simply as Jen herself said. Don't make her YOUR victim, that there was no affair, that there was no bad guy, that she is "PROUD" of Brad. That the story all of these people have stuck to for 8 years, is, in fact, shock horror - the truth? Plain logic.

1. Prove it, don't just litter up our board with the random ramblings of a rabid asshat.
2. Why keep putting Courteney in your "theories" (learn that word sweetie... there's a difference between "theory" and "fact")? That's just beyond moronic.
3. I demand a retraction on those last two words... no way, in hell does the phrase "Plain logic" belong in ANY post of yours.

Yeah, because they'd do that on a crowded set despite no one, cast or crew, coming forward with info. That is purely irrational and crazy.

irrational and crazy is something you seem all too familiar with.

1. Cast and crew are always gossiping about things, its never stopped them before.

2. The pics you refer to were promotional pics (maddox wasn't involved), ordered by the Producer/Director. Actors do promo work all the time.

3. That statement was about the CHARACTERS, not them as people.
Angelina Jolie: 'I think my looks are getting better with age' | Mail Online

"They’re going to have a great laugh – to see when their parents actually met, and watch them fall in love and try to kill each other!

Er, I think its obvious she was talking about John and Jane smith, their characters who fell in love, got married, and were hired as assassins to KILL EACH OTHER. Unless, you believe they tried to kill each other in real life?

4. In case you hadn't noticed, I wasn't the one who brought Brad and/or Angelina into it. I was merely REPLYING to someone who did. Maybe you should check first before accusing me.

1. Bullshit
2. What the fuck do you know about WHICH pictures she was referring to?
3. No, it wasn't, you ignorant slut.
4. You are the one who brought this dumb shit into a thread that had nothing (and I DO mean nothing) to do with Brad or Angelina.

And that proves....what exactly? Kaiser warns and attacks a lot of people; pro and anti-Jolie. So?

All this proves, to me, is that there are some really unhinged stalkers on here.

It proves that YOU have issues. You have them all over the internet. You should seek help. It's not that serious.

Actually, last time I visited there was 2 and a half years ago.

You're gonna get busted on your lies here... we DO our research.

That thread has some gems from various posters:

take a valium. or two.


Please calm down. I haven’t read any books or tabloids, I heard it from a source I trusted to be solid. Right now, you are not coming across as quite ‘all together’ if you know what I mean. But if you say it is untrue, than OK. Whatever. Anything to stop the foaming.


Bye Salem. Nice erm….being ranted at by you.

Introducing.. the @Salem blog… starring… @Salem and her opinions…
bloody righteous muppet….
blinking Robespierre of the message boards…

I'm so shocked that this nut has been called out before on her nonsense...

What other boards would that be? Apart from Celebitchy and twitter, I haven't been on other sites, nor have I used aliases. As I said, no one has ever gotten the better of me. I am flattered though that you are so obsessed with me. Proves that I got the better of you an got under your skin. I'm rather flattered that you are so obsessed with me.

1. You are so busted as a deluded LIAR.
2. Everyone here got the better of you - now, run tell that.

Argh, HuffPost, I hardly ever go there.


But thanks for obsessing over me so much that you Googled me; wow, you really need help.

Again, I ask what 'aliases'? I don't use aliases, I use my own nic, as can be seen by the fact I use the same nic here as the other couple of places.

Also, what 'misspellings' have I made?

You mean in the way you obsess over Aniston? The way you make up stories about her and her reproductivity, her relationships, her weight, her style, hair color, etc. etc. etc?

No answers to my questions?

What would you call a person that stalks someone all over the net, Googles them to find all about them to post info on them? That is definitely the behaviour of a very unhinged person.

I'd call 'em "Salem"... but that's a hateful thing to call someone.

Yes, I said I forgot HuffPo because I'm barely even on it.

I'm now waiting for you to answer my previous questions which you seem to be avoiding.

Lol, you can bs your way out of it by using some crackpot excuse about getting to know someone, but the fact is you are exhibiting truly unhinged behaviour.

you are entirely too slow to be running around the internet by yourself... I hope there is a rational adult somewhere nearby to help you.

Oh, and I've never stalked anyone so I think you'll find Kathie that your definition of 'irony' is not one that gels with the rest of the English-speaking world's.

Your post history here alone tells a whole different story...

I never RT'ed that! I see what happened now, those were RTs I was going to comment on; I normally rt then reply. I, like others, normally rt many things, some ridiculous, it doesn't mean I agree with them, and then tweet my response. I didn't get that far that night, and as I hadn't been on since then I forgot about the tweets. Just had to look there and see wtf you were on about. I certainly don't think Islam is a cancer nor do I want it wiped from my country. Its something I didn't get to elaborate on before I had to leave for family reasons.

And in other words, you realise you have nothing on me, can't prove it, so try the old 'I'm not engaging you' response. Such cowardice and deceit.

As my friend Daffy Duck would say "You're despicable"!

I'm in Australia, how could I possibly stalk Aniston? You are full of bs Kathie Moffett. And unlike you and witchcurlgirl, it never even occured to me to Google people's names. I guess that is a testament to how you both think alike, that stalking people all over the net is a natural thing for you so you assume others do it too.

1. you're just mad that they got to it before you did.
2. You really need to spend the next 6 years studying "irony"...

You have absolutely no idea what happened that night and why I left the house. If I'm a 'bigot', then why haven't I made comments like that before? Why have I tweeted in support of different ethnicities previously, why have I defended SSM in my tweets? You are taking tweets out of context to gang up on someone when I've said and done nothing on this site to deserve it.

There is no "if" to your bigotry. You ARE a bigot. I hope you got some supportive PMs before you left (got banned) here.

thank god she's not truly a fan, or that 'festo might have gone on even longer.


everywhere people tell her to mellow out, calm down, stop frothing at the mouth. at some point a sane person would start to think 'could it be all the people, or is it me'?

That was a disturbing loonifesto....

Damn. I asked you to play nice out of respect for Mel but you just couldn't do it. Why couldn't you leave this toy for her? She does so much for all of us and gets so little in return.

they ain't got no respeck!

You sounded so...hopeful.



I know. I tried! Sorry...
Hey. Maybe she'll come back as "Undead Salem"!

OH! From your lips to the big guy's ears!

[sluce]

Damn!!! Today could have been so much fun if they had just allowed it to stick around for you to play with live. But NOQ The damned bullies had to run it off with facts!

Why was it banned though? What was the offense?

[witchcurlgirl]

I think it did some name calling in the new poster thread that it started, but I'm not sure.

[sluce]

^^^bully!!! Wish I could read what you said but alas, the powers that be deleted them.

[OrangeSlice]

Salemfesto!

[twitchy2.0]

I think it asked to be banned. I don't know details.

[sluce]

Damn. Even crazier than though from 1st appearances.

[witchcurlgirl]

^^^bully!!! Wish I could read what you said but alas, the powers that be deleted them.

I didn't even post in that thread. She got crazy all on her own. She arrived here that way.

She is a Brandiloonie too, came on all 'oh hi, I see all peeps I know here from twitter'. What a freaking psycho.



And Mel is fucking awesome. The queen of the multiquote face slap.

[CornFlakegrl]

She asked to be banned so it wouldn't look like she ran off shitting her pants.