Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer's poolside passion - Page 2

NicoleWasHere · May 11th, 2008, 10:46 AM

Couldn't you imagine the grit, if someone tried to screw Jen? Sand papered kawk, anyone?

MrsDark · May 11th, 2008, 10:54 AM

I looked at those pics and it made me cringe. Cause in almost every single one it looked painfully one-sided, a girl way too obviously interested in a guy who is not feeling it on the same level. His body language is way more reserved. Let the guy fawn over and chase you for a change, girlfriend! Or at least chase a guy who returns the interest for chrissake.

Of course he could just be her new gay boybuddy of the moment. But it still looks a little ridiculous.

sparkly · May 11th, 2008, 11:19 AM

^ITA. She's a 39 year old woman, and she was hanging all over him and acting needy, like she's 14.

Bellatheball · May 11th, 2008, 02:27 PM

The first set of photos that came out were the complete opposite. He was leaning in to her and she always had her back partly turned to him. Either way, the dude is gross.

Raspberry gashes · May 11th, 2008, 04:17 PM

I'll just say something nice; her body and bikini are smashing.

stylejunkiex · May 11th, 2008, 04:55 PM

Life · May 11th, 2008, 04:55 PM

Anyone actually think that she might be gay and all her men are beards?
Her and Courtney seems to have more chemistry than any man she been with.

viggofan · May 11th, 2008, 05:42 PM

I liked the pictures. Whether they are truly together or not they look comfortable with each other imo

tkdgirl · May 11th, 2008, 06:42 PM

I love Jen but Jessica Simpson's leftovers? Good Lord. Mayer seems skeevy to me.

Honey · May 11th, 2008, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Shuisfan1234

Jennifer Aniston and passionate dont even belong in the same sentence. She seems like she be a really bad lay, and just lie there thinking when the next time she could go put on one of her 1000 bikinis and catch some rays. I dont thnk there is one person they linked her with, she had sex with. Not that she hasnt had sex, but not with anybody she has been linked with.

In her infamous VF article she said she still wanted a husband and some kids, beside her career she wanted it all! What still gets me is she had that in her husband who wanted a child so fucking bad but she continued to push him off. It dosen't bother me if she dosen't choose to procreate, hell I don't even think I will have kids but I am still in my 20's so who knows if I will change my mind she will be 40 and it still seems like she is searching for some one to replace Pitt, not just in looks but in celeb status and that isnt going to happen. She tried her damndest with Vince but he wasnt having it. So either she is going to have hook up with someone we NEVER expected her too, keep it a secret and then just marry his ass. Unless I don't see it happening.

This has been her list.............

Vince- Rumored to be Gay.

Aaron Eckhart- Cute but I think she was probably very needy.

Jason Lewis- Sexy as hell, but I think he would never want shit but a one nighter.

John Mayer- His longest relationship was Jessica Simpson otherwise he does switch women from Jennifer Love Hewitt to Cameron Diaz.

I think the best guy for her is probably someone like still hottie John Stamos. He wants kids. Has a job so why not? If she wants to go the funny guy route how about Luke Wilson? He is cute.

Good post, made me laugh

Jenni has a vagina full of sand which a man could not penetrate, even if he wanted to

Where is Kenesha Freebies, I haven't seen her in ages

Sasha · May 12th, 2008, 12:41 AM

^^If she's f&*king every guy she's been linked to, I think we can assume the sand has been washed away...

olivia720 · May 12th, 2008, 01:46 AM

I admit john's a tool, but he's hot. He's tall and has a nice head of hair.

Beeyotch · May 12th, 2008, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Life

Anyone actually think that she might be gay and all her men are beards?
Her and Courtney seems to have more chemistry than any man she been with.

This is starting to seem more and more likely. Vince was definitely gay, complete showmance for their movie. And John Mayer was definitely seen with some other blonde in NYC this week. She has to know that, there is no way she doesn't. She's just ignoring it, which is so embarrassing and plain reeks of desperation. She's 39, not 20, have some self-respect and stop being so desperate!

TaffyMoon · May 12th, 2008, 03:15 AM

That woman is an empty husk in a hollow land.

Shuisfan1234 · May 12th, 2008, 04:05 AM

I thought these were the same photos they had at superficial, but these one seem more "candid" and fake as fuck. She has a top NOTCH security team, there is NO WAY they could have gotten these photos unless SHE wanted them out. You could see in one of the pictures she is looking forward at someone, not John who is right beside her. JA is truly desperate.