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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    Christ on a cracker-have we been invaded?
    Come over to the dark side.....you know you wanna....

    *extends a Gollumy finger*

    heh heh heh heh

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    They are barely a couple and I am already sick of them. Publicity whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Anyway, I hope he's boinking her silly too!

    And I hope they're both having a good time.
    Jen deserves some good sex after years of being married to hamster dick Pitt.

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    Chinny, try not to look DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA LIKE YOU KNOW IT'S THERE.. we have only so many lenses that work with cracks in them.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    For Christ's sake, she/he is just selling something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by purple rain View Post
    Jen deserves some good sex after years of being married to hamster dick Pitt.
    I'm willing to bet she's had sex since Brad Pitt.

    Oh, and where's a picture of Mayer's dick? I want to see what he's packin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Come over to the dark side.....you know you wanna....

    *extends a Gollumy finger*

    heh heh heh heh
    *grabs the Gollumy finger*

    Wait! I thought I joined the dark side when I joined GR?

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    ^Uh, yeah, but this is the even DARKIER side.....

    *resumes evil laughter*

    Wait, though.....now that I think about it....what's really so dark about this side anyway.

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    well i'm pretty sure Chinny's sandyvag hasn't seen the light of day in a long while
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    I have to agree with Taffy Moon. Wonder how mullet boy's tour sales were doing before the Chin entered the picture. Guess getting sandburn isn't a bad trade for better ticket sales. BTW don't think I'd consider Petty's Free Falling a love song. More like a warning shot. Maybe he'll tell her the 'tour ends here' and give her the heave ho with an awesome rendition of Every Rose Has Its Thorns in his best 80's hair band voice.
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    ^Uh, yeah, but this is the even DARKIER side.....

    *resumes evil laughter*

    Wait, though.....now that I think about it....what's really so dark about this side anyway.
    The darkiest of the dark side looks fine from here.

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    Chin...









    Sorry, I couldn't resist.
    President Barack Obama
    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    I'm a bit confused, partly because you're one of my favorite posters, and also, I'm not in a bad mood. I seriously, honestly, do not understand how Jennifer Aniston became this target of ridicule. I understand it in a way, the way I understand Sarah Jessica Parker horse jokes, but there's an underlying general meanness (beyond snark) that I don't quite get. I'm sorry if I offended you. It just seems like .....the woman can't do anything right ever.
    Yeah, I know what you mean. And since there's never been any real substance behind all the abuse--Aniston's not a psychopath or a perv or an evil satanic bitch or whatever--it does have a kind of weird, obsessive quality. I can't understand the nastiness that greets her every move simply because, to me, she is FAR too BORING to inspire such endless venom. It's a puzzlement. I keep thinking it must have SOMETHING to do with the whole Angelina thing, but I don't even remember if people always slammed Aniston prior to that since I've never paid attention to her, so who knows.

    Anyway, I also agree with Bella: Mayer seems gross to me too. He looks oily, or like Marc Anthony--after many cans of Ensure, true, but anything that reminds me of Marc Anthony is bad. So I don't 'get' them as a couple at all. I keep visualizing Jennifer snapping his Borat thong like a big rubber band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WesCAdle View Post
    I have to agree with Taffy Moon. Wonder how mullet boy's tour sales were doing before the Chin entered the picture. Guess getting sandburn isn't a bad trade for better ticket sales. BTW don't think I'd consider Petty's Free Falling a love song. More like a warning shot. Maybe he'll tell her the 'tour ends here' and give her the heave ho with an awesome rendition of Every Rose Has Its Thorns in his best 80's hair band voice.
    here is a listing of all his nominations and awards since before 2008. It looks like he has a career that was/is successful since before Jennifer.

    John Mayer Music Guide - WikiMusicGuide, the Music Wiki
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    This thread really cracks me up.

    LEAVE JEN NAY alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    She's the greatest.

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