Jennifer Aniston: 'I'm tired of L.A.' - Page 9

kingcap72 · October 18th, 2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMoog

Chin's so big, she can't keep her head straight......

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Aniston's just getting into striking position before she launches a land to Chin assault on the media for not promoting her Manifesto.

VenusInFauxFurs · October 18th, 2007, 03:12 PM

I think Minnie Driver and Jennifer Aniston should get together. The Jaw and the Chin could console each others misfortune.

TheMoog · October 18th, 2007, 03:18 PM

Image the chilchin these two could produce:-

As the phrase "take it on the chin" implies, this part of the face symbolizes strength, both of physique and of character. Someone with a strong chin is considered to be a person of strong moral fiber who will stand firm on principles. A person with a weak, or "glass," chin, on the other hand, is likely to be easily defeated. Who is likely to have a bolder chin? According to a poll commissioned by Mann as part of his study of entertainers' sex-specific assets, the majority of the public, hands down, believe that men have more dynamic chins than women do. That's not the conclusion that Mann reached after conducting exhaustive studies. Once again, the evidence comes down on the side of unisex fashion, political correctness, sexual equality, and feminist nonsense notions.
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kingcap72 · October 18th, 2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMoog

Image the chilchin these two could produce:-

As the phrase "take it on the chin" implies, this part of the face symbolizes strength, both of physique and of character. Someone with a strong chin is considered to be a person of strong moral fiber who will stand firm on principles. A person with a weak, or "glass," chin, on the other hand, is likely to be easily defeated. Who is likely to have a bolder chin? According to a poll commissioned by Mann as part of his study of entertainers' sex-specific assets, the majority of the public, hands down, believe that men have more dynamic chins than women do. That's not the conclusion that Mann reached after conducting exhaustive studies. Once again, the evidence comes down on the side of unisex fashion, political correctness, sexual equality, and feminist nonsense notions.
from:-

Sex-specific Assets - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

I think the kids will look like this:

TheMoog · October 18th, 2007, 03:24 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^

A person with a weak, or "glass," chin, on the other hand, is likely to be easily defeated.

^^^ Maniston is ALWAYS defeated. In career, love, everything. So the Chin ain't working for her....

MrsMarsters · October 18th, 2007, 03:34 PM

I don't get it..wouldn't NY be just as lonely? Haha couldn't ANY place be just as lonely? Yeah..I guess she does seem like a nice person..but she just seems so boring..and I am not a "let's talk my feelings", type of person..so I could not possible relate...she seems VERRRRY sensitive.

No, no imagine her and Quentin Taranwhatever his name together.. They would make great superheroes.

sweetness · October 18th, 2007, 03:58 PM

^^ NOOOO!!!! Not Quentin..... she'd ruin him!

kingcap72 · October 19th, 2007, 12:54 AM

^^^Aniston is a plague.

potato_chips · October 19th, 2007, 03:29 AM

L.A. is probably tired of her chin.

kingcap72 · October 19th, 2007, 11:12 AM

^^I'll bet the entire state of California is tired of the Chin blocking out the sun.

greysfang · October 19th, 2007, 11:14 AM

I'm not surprised she can't keep a man with that chin. Can you imagine her going down on you? The first time that chin crashed into your balls it'd be over...with a quickness. I don't care how much money or fame she's got.

RevellingInSane · October 19th, 2007, 11:15 AM

Having a strong chin is not the same has having three people's chins on one face.

She is saying she is tired of LA? BS She is mad because she isn't getting calls anymore. You peaked with your Rachel do dear. I suggest another one of a kind haircut. She should hook up with Ken Paves.

kingcap72 · October 19th, 2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by greysfang

I'm not surprised she can't keep a man with that chin. Can you imagine her going down on you? The first time that chin crashed into your balls it'd be over...with a quickness. I don't care how much money or fame she's got.

Well, Aniston is known as the 'erection killer.' Usually it's just her general demeanor that does it, but I guess the Chin is her secret weapon.

RevellingInSane · October 19th, 2007, 11:21 AM

*covers eyes and runs*

TheMoog · October 19th, 2007, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

Having a strong chin is not the same has having three people's chins on one face.

She is saying she is tired of LA? BS She is mad because she isn't getting calls anymore. You peaked with your Rachel do dear. I suggest another one of a kind haircut. She should hook up with Ken Paves.

BWWWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!

**GASPS FOR BREATH***

Quote:

Originally Posted by greysfang

I'm not surprised she can't keep a man with that chin. Can you imagine her going down on you? The first time that chin crashed into your balls it'd be over...with a quickness. I don't care how much money or fame she's got.

BWWWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!