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    Why would you want to bring a chainsmoking 41 year old back to Mama? She's not really 25 u kno.

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    I didn't know that her flop "Bounty Hunter" wasn't a flop. I don't see many movies.

    Bill is the movie buff here. You'd laugh if someone asked me about the new releases. I'd probably pipe up, "Avatar?" innocently...and no, I haven't seen it!

    Bill saw it, and he loved it, rating it as being "Excellent".

    I tried to watch "Titanic" with Bill, but I fell asleep part-way during the movie, woke up, and it was still on.

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    I hope she stays

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    Default Oh yes

    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Why would you want to bring a chainsmoking 41 year old back to Mama? She's not really 25 u kno.

    I'm 46 so I'd rather have a mature woman a round me I dont want to baby sit a 25 year old, 41 is perfect.

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    Can anyone give me some directions to the original mango tree? I missed rubbernecking the first time around and need to catch up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Perfect description.

    And have my prayers really been answered? Has the Goddess of all things mango finally returned. For the love of Jenni, let it be true.

    I could cry I'm so happy! Things are back to normal..
    the mango tree is in full bloom, the Jentards are dusting off their pompoms and Jenni is poor, Bradless, pitiful and lonely again. May her barren vagina ever reign. Excuse me I need a tissue - tears of joy I tell you, tears of joy!


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    In other news, Jenni has a new pretend boyfriend who no doubt is just itching to go to Hawaii!

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    The actress — who is 41, single, childless, divorced from Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt and probably quite lonely — .
    This cracked me up. Bam, bam, bam AND BAM.
    ssabmud

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    Damn that is just messed up, I don't see any of those things as being terrible. Oh she's 41, divorced, and childless, maybe we should just put her down!

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    I'm here to kick Ass and Drink Tea And I'm all out of Tea. There's some fire works up here!

    Even a small Star Shines in Darkness!!!

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    I hope you are all going to hold back on the cuntiness. I'd hate for someone's foot to hit the gas pedal before our old friend has hit their stride properly.
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    I'm starting to doubt that Blue Jam is really Keneesha. The post are too normal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I'm starting to doubt that Blue Jam is really Keneesha. The post are too normal.
    sigh... you just drizzled on my parade

    Quote Originally Posted by MrsMarsters View Post
    Damn that is just messed up, I don't see any of those things as being terrible. Oh she's 41, divorced, and childless, maybe we should just put her down!
    um OK but who will we rag about once she's gone?

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    * serves mango tea *

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