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    ^^ Yeah, that's messed up if that's the best they've got for the year. She's got no curves whatsoever (not even in her nani), except for those scary bullseye boobies.

    Apparently some men must like that, but thank God not all of them do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IheartParis View Post
    Jade is a name that strippers commonly adopt. That's not stereotyping, that's an observation.
    The funny thing for me is that I never worked with a single Jade and I thought it would be a common name.
    The name Jade has risen in popularity as a childs name in the US.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    The name is chavvy. Call stupid the strippers and whores and trashy low-rents that made it so, not the people who call it like it is.
    The spelling is pretentious but of course we all know it's not a real name.
    There's no need to be hateful; I'm sure somewhere out there is a stripper with the stage name "Jade" and I bet she's intelligent and not trashy... you never know. Being judgemental isn't "calling it like it is".
    With clothing on she looked really cute; like she has a Barbie face. Naked, I'm not impressed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    The spelling is pretentious but of course we all know it's not a real name.
    There's no need to be hateful; I'm sure somewhere out there is a stripper with the stage name "Jade" and I bet she's intelligent and not trashy... you never know. Being judgemental isn't "calling it like it is".
    With clothing on she looked really cute; like she has a Barbie face. Naked, I'm not impressed.
    Don't know why you were responding to me, since this was actually my point exactly to the person who got her nose out of joint over the observations that the name "Jade" by any spelling had been ruined. Tough noogs for the one Jade out there who might actually be intelligent and as far from a stripper as one could get. Hell, for all I know in twenty years my own name might be synonymous with dumb whores who make their money with their twats. I'd be aggravated for sure, but hardly at the people who merely noticed it.
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    All this talk about her name...??? Dang, I'm back at the fact that she is a nude model with "Respect" tattooed on her twat...! You what...? Respect...? Abso-fucking-lutely! Bitch please. Does that mean if I tattoo 'Virgin' on mine it will make it 'real'???

    Anyway, back to the name issue... there is some old joke about everyone has a stripper name... it's your first pet's name + the name of the first street you lived on... my first pet was White Cat the white cat (yeah, funny that) and I lived on Rose Street... White Cat Rose would be my potential stripper name... ???... perhaps not much of a stripper... my husband would have been Big Puss Duke... manwhore!!!
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    there is some old joke about everyone has a stripper name... it's your first pet's name + the name of the first street you lived on
    Call me Max Luther....

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    Wow. Playboy has gone down hill. This girl has a butter face and I don't want even get started on what is not a hot body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    Wow. Playboy has gone down hill. This girl has a butter face and I don't want even get started on what is not a hot body.
    You mean playboy readership, don't people vote for PMOY?

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    My beloved Ms. Winehouse's middle name is Jade.

    Quote Originally Posted by MissVenus View Post
    ... my husband would have been Big Puss Duke... manwhore!!!




    Mine would be Snow Warbler.

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    Caesar Radford here.

    Sounds like a muscly and well-hung black male porn star. I'm down with that.

    He would probably wear "Jayde" out.
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    Yuck, her shaved twat in the tattoo picture is sooo not attractive. Makes her look like a child from the waist down. It's rather disturbing, actually. Not saying she should go all bushy, but some suggestion of maturity would be nice.

    *shudder*

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    Quote Originally Posted by memebot View Post
    Yuck, her shaved twat in the tattoo picture is sooo not attractive. Makes her look like a child from the waist down. It's rather disturbing, actually. Not saying she should go all bushy, but some suggestion of maturity would be nice.

    *shudder*
    Supposedly that's what men prefer nowadays, it's the in look and many women do it or feel they should do it. Yuck for me too, have some facking hair down there. Doesn't have to be a German black forest but come on, at least have a dorito chip or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by memebot View Post
    Yuck, her shaved twat in the tattoo picture is sooo not attractive. Makes her look like a child from the waist down. It's rather disturbing, actually. Not saying she should go all bushy, but some suggestion of maturity would be nice.

    *shudder*
    Quote Originally Posted by celeb_2006 View Post
    Supposedly that's what men prefer nowadays, it's the in look and many women do it or feel they should do it. Yuck for me too, have some facking hair down there. Doesn't have to be a German black forest but come on, at least have a dorito chip or something.
    I totally agree that from the waist down that she looks like a child. If a man prefers that look, what else does he prefer? I don't know, I just think the bald look is disgusting, disturbing, and well, inappropriate for sexual activity. I'm not saying a rainforest is necessary either, but something there - something that indicates it is not a child.

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    It doesn't surprise me that Hef is into the 10 year old look. After all, he's already picturing Miley Cyrus nude.

    oh and that tattoo is absolutely disgusting

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    ^I'm so glad you pointed that out, because I decided not to. The older he gets, the creepier he gets.


    My stripper name would be Jules Amelia.
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    ^^ That's actually kind of a cute name.

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