Japanese MP Accuses Barack Obama of Cheating, Claims Obamas Will Divorce

[Lalasnake]

It's worth it to see that pic again. I love Michelle's bitchy resting face. It's funnier because almost everyone else in that pic has some variation on grumpy bitchface too, except Obama and the Other Woman.

Hee! She's the role model for all sufferers of Bitchy Resting Face

[ShilohJulia]

let's be real... don't all politicians cheat on their wives? i always felt a bit bad for Clinton because he was just the one who got caught. He didn't do anything presidents before him hadn't done. But he was demonized for it. i think the worst thing Clinton did was lie. he should have just stayed silent.
Barack looks like he's hung and can fuck ... so it wouldn't surprise me if he's getting ass on the side. he also seems like a good family man (which may be an act) so it wouldn't surprise me if he was faithful either.

[msdeb]

wtf??????????

[Dorahacky]

Barack looks like he's hung and can fuck

Link please.

Or then again, maybe not. I'm torn.

[Brookie]

He's got a nice six-pack and looks kinda faboo in a bathing suit, and I've never heard anything about his hung-ness. More bullshit.

[witchcurlgirl]

he's black, so of course he's hung. racist stereotypes for the win.

[Kathie_Moffett]

I have honestly never thought about Obama's bits. He seems quite low-key sexually to me. But this isn't the only time I've seen a comment like that on the net! Some women (and gay men) do seem to think that he's packing.

Clinton is the man who brought sex to the White House, though. I'd say JFK but that was probably retroactively only...I doubt anybody pondered his hungness or his splooge when he was actually in office. Much.

Wait, didn't we hear at some point that JFK was generously endowed for such a skinny Irishman? Hmmm. Maybe this is a Pandora's box we don't wanna open, since it might lead to questions about Jimmy Carter and oily oral peanut sex.

[Brookie]

I heard old LBJ was banging secretaries in the closets too.

[effie2]

In the new light of things and anxious to use my new word,i could safely say Monica L was not a swallower!

[twitchy2.0]

If she was, that dress would not have had that stain on it.

[sluce]

*worries about how Effie will respond if she finds out about San Juan Capistrano...*

[effie2]

spill before i google!i have no idea who he is!

[sluce]

San Juan Capistrano is where, not who, and swallows love it!

The Story of the Swallows | Mission San Juan Capistrano

Swallows Story

The miracle of the “Swallows” of Capistrano takes place each year at Mission San Juan Capistrano, on March 19th, St. Joseph’s Day.



As the faithful little birds wing their way back to the most famous mission in California, the village of San Juan Capistrano takes on a fiesta air and the visitors from all parts of the world, and all walks of life, gather in great numbers to witness the “miracle” of the return of the swallows.

At dawn on St. Joseph’s Day, the little birds arrive and begin rebuilding their mud nests, which are clinging to the ruins of the Great Stone Church of San Juan Capistrano. The arches of the two story, vaulted Great Stone Church were left bare and exposed, as the roof collapsed during the earthquake of 1812.

The Great Stone Church, said to be the largest and most ornate in any of the missions, now has a more humble destiny -- that of housing the birds that St. Francis loved so well.



After the summer spent within the sheltered walls of the Old Mission in San Juan Capistrano, the swallows take flight again, and on the Day of San Juan, October 23rd, they leave after circling the Mission bidding farewell to the “Jewel of the Missions.”

[Brookie]

They are not "swallowers", they are just plain "swallows".

[twitchy2.0]

Unless they're eating.