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    I’ve read that Janet has a serious wonky boob problem. Maybe she had corrective surgery, code name "flu."

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    ^In her case breathing difficulties = bad nose job.
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    I agree with the lipo and raise with a boob job.

    Let's cross our fingers she leaves her nose alone, lest it fall off like Jacko's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Maybe Janet's having Jermaine Dupree surgically removed from her ass.
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    what a fucking baby. i was a dumbshit and didnt get a flu shot, and i just had it for almost 4 weeks. it was a bitch, but i handled it at home.
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    I had the flu for about a month too, and while it sucked, it's not something I would ever go to the hospital for. Although I lost quite a few pounds and looked really pale and sickly.

    anyways my advice is to get a flu shot every year..... I regret skipping out on it last time

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    I had the flu too...and I got a flu shot this year.

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    I've only had the flu once in my life. Was out of school for more than a week; and even when I went back, I was still sick and my mood was crappy what with all the constant cloggy-nose feeling, sore throat, etc. And if that wasn't bad enough, some two seniors (I was a freshman at the time) shouted EWWW! and starting cracking up at me while trying to hurry up and go to the bathroom to blow my nose... those bitches.

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    The bloggers at I Don't Like You In That Way brought up an excellent point by suggesting she might be on HGH, which might be the real cause for her hospitalization and for the huge weight fluctuations she has in between albums.

    Janet Jackson Gets Hospitalized


    The flu sucks, but apparently to celebrities it's a raging virus like the Black Plague that causes all its victims to be rushed to hospital for emergency medical care. People says:
    Pop superstardom, it turns out, does not protect you from the elements: Janet Jackson has been hospitalized with a case of the flu, her rep tells PEOPLE. "She's fine," says the rep. "She's just battling this crazy flu like everyone else."
    I have the flu right now, yet somehow I'm able to type without having to call an ambulance. Maybe it's because I have the flu and I'm not on HGH like Janet Jackson. Because normal Janet looks like this and whenever she releases and album she looks like this. Coincidentally, Janet's new album was released last month. Man, I wonder if there is any correlation between these two? We might need to get Encyclopedia Brown on the case, because this mystery needs to be solved!

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    The flu that's going around this season is a bitch.. I hope she gets well soon.
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    They just had to get the chunkiest picture of 'normal' Janet LOL. But no, seriously, what is HGH? I don't know.. I knew her weight issues would come up seriously sooner or later

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    human growth hormone, steroids.
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    Human growth hormone. I've read some people use it to lose weight, minimize fat and maximize muscle mass. I think body builders use it a lot, and Sylvester Stallone was recently quoted as justifying its use. But it's a hormone, and like anything else it may lead to health problems when abused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    The bloggers at I Don't Like You In That Way brought up an excellent point by suggesting she might be on HGH, which might be the real cause for her hospitalization and for the huge weight fluctuations she has in between albums.
    There goes that career in Major League Baseball
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