Jamie Lynn Spears wants sex: "It's cool, I'm pregnant. I can't get pregnant again!"

**PinkCadillac** · February 15th, 2008, 03:28 AM

I pity whichever kid has the misfortune of being hers

**MsDark** · February 15th, 2008, 08:30 AM

Let's spin the wheel of STDs and see what we can give the fetus.

I'm gonna go ahead and put her on the celeb herpz/chlamydia/HIV list, cause it's just a matter of time. What a stupid ignorant hillbilly fuck.

**BoogsBun** · February 15th, 2008, 09:03 AM

^ I wanna play. I'm going to say genital warts, from stem to stern on her girly bits. So many of them it looks like a cauliflower farm.

**Sweetie** · February 15th, 2008, 09:11 AM

Guess she's just trying to get hers.

**MsDark** · February 15th, 2008, 09:21 AM

Too bad it's not just about her right now, but a baby (already at a disadvantage) that her dumbass is choosing to bring into the world.

She can taint up her vag walls with some strange after the baby is safely out.

**carrie2008** · February 15th, 2008, 12:23 PM

And the teen slut of the year award goes to....

**lurkur** · February 15th, 2008, 01:01 PM

I have a feeling, 20 years from now, hers and Shitney's kids are going to get together and form a band or make a reality tv show (or both!!)!

**pinkbunnyslippers** · February 15th, 2008, 01:06 PM

Anyone seen pictures of her pregnant?

**Rondette** · February 15th, 2008, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by lurkur

I have a feeling, 20 years from now, hers and Shitney's kids are going to get together and form a band or make a reality tv show (or both!!)!

Oh christ...you're so right.

**sweetness** · February 15th, 2008, 01:34 PM

She and Lynn could really cash in by putting her in some of those preggo pornos.

**lurkur** · February 15th, 2008, 01:44 PM

^^ They could make one "Adnan and his 3 wives"

**WhateverLolaWants** · February 15th, 2008, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by BoogsBun

^ I wanna play. I'm going to say genital warts, from stem to stern on her girly bits. So many of them it looks like a cauliflower farm.

Well there went MY appetite for the next six years. Cauliflower farm.

**southernbelle** · February 15th, 2008, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers

Anyone seen pictures of her pregnant?

Just one or two of her in some sort of sweatshirt, and it's not doing her any favors. She's already developed the "child bearing" hips and rapidly expanding ass as wide as an ax handle. She just doesn't have that "glow." She looks big, angry, and miserable.

**Beeyotch** · February 15th, 2008, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers

Anyone seen pictures of her pregnant?

Not really. There was one released of her taking her dog to the vet supposedly recently. But she was wearing a baggy sweatshirt and not showing any visible bump beneath it.

The accompanying write-up says she is five months along now. Page Six has this video of her, and her bump is hardly noticeable there too.