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    You guys are killing me! Maybe it's always been a twitchy link that I never clicked on? And still haven't eaten today.

    And totally serious, really, that egg yolk is separate from the can contents, right? RIGHT?!
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    Ah but is it egg yolk or is it congealed chicken in a can fat? Something to think about...
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    Oh, Kitty, you so owe me a breakfast and lunch, you wicked woman!! Twitchy, stop mentoring her, please!!
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    I didn't do this! She was warped when she got here!


    and it's great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevan View Post
    You guys are killing me! Maybe it's always been a twitchy link that I never clicked on? And still haven't eaten today.

    And totally serious, really, that egg yolk is separate from the can contents, right? RIGHT?!

    That jelly-like substance is the same nasty crap they put on Spam. Mel almost made me barf once talking about if someone could jack off with Spam jelly or something like that.

    Where the hell have you been that you've never seen Chicken in a Can before? Its been posted quite a bit.
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    Is it the same jelly-like substance that the Tossed-Salad Man uses?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    That jelly-like substance is the same nasty crap they put on Spam. Mel almost made me barf once talking about if someone could jack off with Spam jelly or something like that.

    Where the hell have you been that you've never seen Chicken in a Can before? Its been posted quite a bit.
    Omg, barf. Spam jelly and giz. Lovely.

    Honestly, I really have no clue why I've never come across it before. Lucky, I guess? Until now anyway. The waxy texture and broken egg yolk image has been tormenting me all day, so I'm no longer a chicken in a Can virgin anymore. You guys are awesome!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Is it the same jelly-like substance that the Tossed-Salad Man uses?

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    Ok, enough already! Back on topic please!



    Jimmy Fallon has endured a string of bizarre accidents — including one that almost cost him a finger!

    Now the latest issue of The ENQUIRER has all the dirty details about the "Tonight Show" host's inner demons that are driving him to binge on booze and drugs!

    The ENQUIRER has talked to "Tonight Show" insiders and other sources in the comedy scene to expose how "a tremendous amount of pressure" has driven the wholesome host to abandoning his family at home while he parties his way through wild NYC nights!

    It's the same self-destructive behavior that took the life of Jimmy's fellow "Saturday Night Live" cast member Chris Farley — and The ENQUIRER has all the details of the comic's shocking tragedy!

    Read the full story — only in this week's issue of The ENQUIRER, on newsstands now!

    "My wild Oscar night with Jimmy Fallon started with a low-spoken request for cocaine that Kirsten Dunst and I heard before we saw who was talking: “Psst, Kirsten. Are you holding?”

    There were hundreds of A-list celebrities drunkenly about. We turned and saw yet another one tapping the side of his nose in the tell-tale gesture for Hollywood’s drug of choice.

    It was Jimmy Fallon!"

    To get the rest of the story, pick up the latest copy of The National ENQUIRER, on newsstands now!

    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/Jimm...er-Cover-Drugs
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    He was spot on asking Kirsten
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    He ain't no fool, he know who to ask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    He was spot on asking Kirsten

    Only cause LiHo is staying overseas.
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    WAIT! James Brolin cheated on Babs????!!!!????
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    I just noticed the pun in the thread title. Well played.

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