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    Quote Originally Posted by I'mNotBitter View Post
    This thread has derailed big time.
    I had to scroll back up and see what we were talking about!
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    Quote Originally Posted by I'mNotBitter View Post
    This thread has derailed big time.
    This thread:

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    A friend of mine told me how they once had a guy in the ER with a Chapstick up his ass. Seems almost pedestrian compared to a potato but this was pre-GR and thought it was the craziest thing I'd ever heard.

    I guess "patient with foreign object lost in anus" is an everyday thing in the ER.

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    I knew a lady whose foot was degloved...the description was horrific. My cousin is a nurse in Iowa and has tons of farm equipment horror stories.

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    There's a whole page of things found up asses in Cecil Adams' book The straight Dope. Ya wouldn't believe it.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    I was the first aider at a place I worked and had to deal with a partially severed finger following a mishap with a table saw. That was pretty gross, but having a dozen rough arsed male co-workers stood around waiting for me to pass out made it easier to grit my teeth and deal with it. In fact, it was nowhere near as bad as when I had to help Ma Kitty deal with her exploding finger. She was a hair dresser and one of the hazards of the job is tiny bits of hair getting under the skin which lead, in her case, to her whole finger swelling with pus and nastiness and then bursting twenty minutes before she was due to set out to see the doctor to show him that the antibiotics weren't working. That's the closest I have ever come to vomiting due to an injury.
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    Good grief. Now I can start the day being very grateful none of this stuff has happened to me!
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    Every time I read "degloved" my whole body shivers, I've not googled it and I don't plan on because I fear my body will quite literally deglove itself out of fear
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Maybe not. We don't know what he does when he parties. This could be relevant!
    I'm not saying I don't like it...

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    I prefer the traditional subjects of derailing threads, Cilantro, beets, vodka ect.
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    ...and most importantly, cheese.
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    and avocado
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    Which reminds me of buttsex
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    Oh come on! SOMEBODY had to go there, so it might as well be me.
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