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    But he's keeping Hof. Perhaps her new name can be Novhassel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    But he's keeping Hof. Perhaps her new name can be Novhassel.

    Hasselnov?
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    Oh NOOOO! My David Hasselhoff Tattoo needs a cover up now.

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    This is you???



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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
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    Let's chip in and get that for Novice as a belated birthday gift. I believe she's on vacation right now, so it would be a welcome surprise when she gets home.
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    Just for Bitter.



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    I know Bitter is loving this and thrilled to know these videos are waiting for him when he gets home to start the weekend!!

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    Or we could be cheap (and eternally optimistic) and see if Admin will change her screen name to Novillhoff.
    Novihoff will do!

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    Its Hoffmatizing!!!
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    Some people count sheep to fall asleep. Novice counts Hof penis to fall asleep as she stares at that monstrosity!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Its Hoffmatizing!!!

    More like Hoffrific!
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    My eyes and ears can't unsee and unhear this unholy assault on my senses.

    Novice, sweetie darling, I love you but I thought you had better taste than this!
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    artie lange said he saw david hasselhoff wearing a shirt that said, "don't hassle the hoff"
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Some people count sheep to fall asleep. Novice counts Hof penis to fall asleep as she stares at that monstrosity!
    penis or penisus or peni???
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    More like Hoffrific!
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    My eyes and ears can't unsee and unhear this unholy assault on my senses.

    Novice, sweetie darling, I love you but I thought you had better taste than this!
    but I do!!!!

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    I did not need to see that before bed!!!!!!
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    Or at any other time of the day.

    All in favour of an infraction?
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    As someone in her 60s (glurg) you get to the point where you don't care about other people's opinions of you as long as you lead a decent life. If you wanna wear sweatpants when you walk the dog, you do. I don't care about mani/pedis for myself, but if you want them, fine.

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    Oh, I'm sure the Hoff has mani/pedis and is carefully manscaped.
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    HE should do a duet with Leann Rimes
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