Here Is Martha Stewart's New Match.com Profile

**Annika** · May 2nd, 2013, 02:07 AM

i still have my mom's 1997 book martha did about home decor, and hell that stuff is still pretty stylish.

i loved it when she made mashed taters/brownies with snoop dogg (lion?)

**NoNoRehab** · May 2nd, 2013, 04:30 AM

"I'd like to have breakfast with somebody. I'd like to go to bed with somebody. Sleep with somebody."

"I want to get fucked, Matt. Long and hard. I want to be bow-legged the next day."

**Mel1973** · May 2nd, 2013, 04:45 AM

bitch looks fucking fabulous for 71. DAYUM!

**OrangeSlice** · May 2nd, 2013, 06:50 AM

She really does. It's amazing.

**rollo** · May 2nd, 2013, 12:15 PM

Nothing says you're ready for lurve like getting an aide to sift through the replies. Hopefully it's all a waste of time even if she's found another way to publicize her book.

**czb** · May 2nd, 2013, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

bitch looks fucking fabulous for 71. DAYUM!

yes, she does look good. but she looked even betta with that acyrlic mess poncho she crocheted with bertha and side-eye in prison.

still can't stand this convict.