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Thread: Heather Mills wants everyone to drink rats' milk

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    So are there Rat Milkers out there? WTF?! Imagine how many you'd have to milk.. OO good God..what a nut job!

    Do they hook them up to little milking machines like cows.. LMAO!

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    "I have nipples, can you milk me?"

    One of my all-time favorite movie lines.
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs
    I have a steaming cup of Venus piss she can drink instead.


    EEEWWWW



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    I am sooo mad i clicked on that link i think i been traumatizeded
    & not a single fuck was given...

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    If you'd like to sue me for emotional trauma, Grimm is offering legal services for only $1.44!

    "The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club

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    I'll drink rat milk if Heather Mills will suck a fuck.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    ....coming up next on Fear Factor.......

    "The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    If you'd like to sue me for emotional trauma, Grimm is offering legal services for only $1.44!

    digs in pockets... oh gosh lint... wait... here we go. Grim, what say you?!
    & not a single fuck was given...

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    I say fuck that, I'm suing her for bystander trauma!
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    "The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club

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    we just saw Ratatouille so I'm very pro-rat at the moment.

    Rats are a much higher life form than Heather Mills, actually. They know how to behave in social circumstances, they take care of themselves instead of marrying rich, and they don't bite the hand that feeds them.
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    ..and just like rats, Heather Mills will chew off a limb to escape.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    hee hee hee, before you get too grossed out by the idea of rat's milk, consider this:

    rats are kept in wire cages that allow their excrement to fall through to a catch-pan below. A cows teats get dragged through muck and shite, which would YOU rather drink from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    I want Ho-ther to drink rat poison.

    Maybe if I put the suggestion out there, someone will spike her holiday nog.
    *woof* *squeak*

    When I first saw this thread title I was like
    Last edited by Mira; November 21st, 2007 at 07:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    *Does the Devil's Avocado Dance*
    You're reminding me of this: Violent Veg Mugs

    "The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club

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