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    Is that Woody Harrelson next to Kanye? Kanye's boots look ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    I don't really think Paul McCartney needs to do anything to have people remember him.
    Except Kanye fans.

    "I don't know who Paul McCartney is, but Kanye is going to give this man a career w/ this new song!!"

    "who tf is paul mccartney???!??! this is why i love kanye for shining light on unknown artists"

    "Kanye has a great ear for talent. This Paul McCartney guy gonna be huge."

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    BA-HHAHAHA!! Are those morons serious?? That is embarrassing.
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    Do Paul and Nancy really have stick-thin ankles???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubber Lang View Post
    BA-HHAHAHA!! Are those morons serious?? That is embarrassing.
    Genius alert! Kanyes fans thank him for discovering unknown artist Paul McCartney
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    Heather has her head up her arse so much that you can't even hate her any more. She cited cruelty when divorcing Paul based on the fact that he refused to buy her antique bedpan. You really can't top that. She is the queen of gold diggers, hit the mother load and still thinks she was treated cruelly.
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    ^^ please say you're kidding about the bedpan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stef View Post
    ^^ please say you're kidding about the bedpan.
    You can't make that shit up:
    The papers lodged by Ms Mills' lawyers also allege that he had broken his promises to stop smoking marijuana, that he called his wife an "ungrateful bitch" in front of their staff, that he tried to prevent her breastfeeding and that he stopped her from buying an antique bedpan which she wanted so that she did not have to crawl to the lavatory in the night.The claims will be vigorously contested in the High Court by Sir Paul's lawyers, and the first battle comes on November 3, when Ms Mills' lawyers, Mishcon de Reya, will make the highly unusual application for the case to be heard in open court.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    No idea who she is, I noticed too. What about the reincarnation of Carroll O'Connor on the end?


    LOL! That's Stella's husband but he totally DOES look like Caroll O'Connor in his Archie Bunker days!
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    If you're in need of a bedpan, why would you want an antique one? I'd prefer a modern one that's easy to clean.

    PS: I had to goole 'antique bedpan' to see what they look like. (They're china or enamel). And apparantly making guitars out of old bedpans is a thing. Go figure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azoria View Post
    Piers Morgan is now writing gossip columns for the Daily Mail?

    He's their U.S. editor-at-large. So I guess we have him to thank for all those "toned pins" LeAnn Rimes articles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idunno View Post
    If you're in need of a bedpan, why would you want an antique one? I'd prefer a modern one that's easy to clean.

    PS: I had to goole 'antique bedpan' to see what they look like. (They're china or enamel). And apparantly making guitars out of old bedpans is a thing. Go figure.
    My question is, why would she have to crawl to the bathroom? I understand she probably takes her leg off to sleep. However, she can easily strap it back on, use a walker, etc. No need to "crawl". She's a fucking psychopath.

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    Those tweets were jokes by Beatles fans that the dumbass media took seriously. One of them even had a Beatles avatar on their Twitter!
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    But, I want to believe!!!
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    Me too! Me too! I'd still bet money that there were at least a few that don't have a clue who Paul is.
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