Heather Mills claims she was offered to be a Baroness

**MrsMarsters** · March 26th, 2008, 09:16 PM

Is it wrong that I hope someone just runs off with her leg?

**Brookie** · March 26th, 2008, 09:21 PM

And in other, more relevant news, I'm being named the Prime Minister of the North Pole! Can you believe it? Santa Claus will be paying hella taxes to me!

Makes about as much sense. This is a chick with a severe inferiority complex. NOBODY needs THIS much attention.

**crackho** · March 26th, 2008, 09:24 PM

Is it wrong that I secretely hope that if Paul did hit her, he whacked her a good one and got his money's worth?

**sparkly** · March 26th, 2008, 09:26 PM

^No, in fact we'd all root for it.

**AgentOrange** · March 26th, 2008, 10:52 PM

It looks like she might be putting that imagination of hers to use, writing children's books.

Heather set to write children's tales inspired by her girl Bea

**Novice** · March 27th, 2008, 04:16 PM

^^ except that she'll claim that someone with the name Heather Mills is her (like the journalist...) or get someone to do it for her & then just put her name on it....

**Chimera** · March 27th, 2008, 04:27 PM

Can you imagine what Paul's life was like while they were married? How the hell did he end up with her? I just don't get it!

**Novice** · March 27th, 2008, 04:42 PM

Wrong band, Fab - that was Fleetwood Mac....

**sparkly** · March 27th, 2008, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

^^ except that she'll claim that someone with the name Heather Mills is her (like the journalist...) or get someone to do it for her & then just put her name on it....

OMG, I remember hearing her talk about being a journalist, so I've always assumed that was true. In fact, that's what I thought she did before she got married to McCartney. Why wasn't she called out for her lie?

**Ava'sGhost** · March 28th, 2008, 02:23 AM

I am now the Queen of the Universe.

I have said this, therefore it is true.

I see Heather as a manipulative Venus Fly Trap who probably said and did everything possible to catch rich Beatle Paul. She didn't see the fun in keeping up the act, and he kicked her to her well deserved curb. And he was at fault also for trusting his dick, instead of his brain.

**AgentOrange** · March 28th, 2008, 02:40 AM

Sienna Miller is a Baroness too, in the new GI Joe film. Now Heather didn't mean that kind of baroness did she??

Javno - Lifestyle

**january** · March 29th, 2008, 11:25 PM

I don't remember - did the UK tabloids call her out on all of her bullshit fabrications (and there were MANY) before her marriage, or did they not dig very much because at that point they liked her? I wish Paul could have seen what a crazy bitch she was then, saved him all the headache. She seriously has more than a few screws loose, she's mentally fucked in the head.