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    Is it wrong that I hope someone just runs off with her leg?

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    And in other, more relevant news, I'm being named the Prime Minister of the North Pole! Can you believe it? Santa Claus will be paying hella taxes to me!



    Makes about as much sense. This is a chick with a severe inferiority complex. NOBODY needs THIS much attention.

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    Is it wrong that I secretely hope that if Paul did hit her, he whacked her a good one and got his money's worth?

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    ^No, in fact we'd all root for it.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    It looks like she might be putting that imagination of hers to use, writing children's books.

    Heather set to write children's tales inspired by her girl Bea

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    ^^ except that she'll claim that someone with the name Heather Mills is her (like the journalist...) or get someone to do it for her & then just put her name on it....
    Free Charmed.

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    Can you imagine what Paul's life was like while they were married? How the hell did he end up with her? I just don't get it!

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    Wrong band, Fab - that was Fleetwood Mac....
    Free Charmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    ^^ except that she'll claim that someone with the name Heather Mills is her (like the journalist...) or get someone to do it for her & then just put her name on it....
    OMG, I remember hearing her talk about being a journalist, so I've always assumed that was true. In fact, that's what I thought she did before she got married to McCartney. Why wasn't she called out for her lie?
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    I am now the Queen of the Universe. I have said this, therefore it is true.

    I see Heather as a manipulative Venus Fly Trap who probably said and did everything possible to catch rich Beatle Paul. She didn't see the fun in keeping up the act, and he kicked her to her well deserved curb. And he was at fault also for trusting his dick, instead of his brain.

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    Sienna Miller is a Baroness too, in the new GI Joe film. Now Heather didn't mean that kind of baroness did she??


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    I don't remember - did the UK tabloids call her out on all of her bullshit fabrications (and there were MANY) before her marriage, or did they not dig very much because at that point they liked her? I wish Paul could have seen what a crazy bitch she was then, saved him all the headache. She seriously has more than a few screws loose, she's mentally fucked in the head.
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    She has such bad karma, I just know her life is going to go downhill from here - get a front row ticket, it's going to be fine...

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    This woman is beyond sick. She really is a pathological liar. If I were Paul I'd be going for full custody until Heather is mentally stable.
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    ^^that will be a long wait

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