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    Yeah, I pondered that for a second because when I went to post the dlisted story, I thought...wait, didn't she have her own thread? What's going on with those two?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    Yeah, our high school had a cucumber girl instead of the hotdog, too.

    We had a Coke bottle girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    We had a Coke bottle girl.
    We didn't have one of those, nothing like any of those rumors in our school but I have heard the rumor that the Coke bottle cold suck the uterus out.
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    You mean the Coca-Cola spermicidal douche?

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/killer-sperm/
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    Sheen shows up in the middle of all this? Hmmmmm.

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    Ha, this thread totally went in the wrong direction.

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    ^^^^ Don't most of them though? In the most fascinating way.
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    Cheese chat? Wait, don't want to associate cheese with coke bottle douches.

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    I'd like to teach the world to douche
    In perfect harmony
    I'd like to buy the world a coke
    And keep it pregnancy free

    It's the real thing...

    (sorry for stealing your shtick Mo)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    You mean the Coca-Cola spermicidal douche?

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/killer-sperm/
    That would be the one. Thank you!
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    Ha, this thread totally went in the wrong direction.
    As would be par for the course.
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    ^^^^ Don't most of them though? In the most fascinating way.
    That's what makes this place awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    We had a Coke bottle girl.
    My school it was about the girl who 'straddled a traffic cone'.
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    It's funny how times change. Used to be a girl rumored to be sexual was a scandal. Now the kids have lipstick parties. Being whore-ish is a medal of honor.
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    They all need a Mr. Slave to challenge them to a whore-off and let them know that being a whore is truly nothing to be proud of.
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    We had a hot dog girl and a girl who had the football team line up under the bleachers for blow jobs. I believe that was the same girl that got gang banged in the auditorium.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    We had a Coke bottle girl.
    So did we.

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