^^ Seriously. And no one needed any visuals to go along with the sickening thought of them sliding their greasy bodies against each other.
Fuck, I need to step away from the internets for a bit. Shower with steel wool and abrasive cleanser or something.
So when does Jon yap to the press about how her snatch reeked like fish and she never seemed clean?
This is really unfair to 9 year old boys everywhere.
I can't stand it when people criticize their former partners in public.
Don't those idiots realize that they were the ones who chose their partners to begin with?!
By complaining about their former partners, the choosees just make themselves look utterly foolish, don't they, as if their taste is up their arse, which it may have been, but to publicly announce it?!
My point was, that it seems like he is always somewhere ELSE. Other than in PA or visiting his kids. I know we don't get reports on when he does see them (thank god) but he's just such a fucking jerk, I just cannot get over it.
His other ex gf, the Kate (non wife) one, has apparently said he really does have a small peen. I kind of feel bad for the guy, although I suppose it was him who dated these loser women.
'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin
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His tiny dick didn't stop her from being all over him. Way to confirm what everyone already knew that you were sleeping with him to get whatever fame you could.
countdown to him doing a Playgirl spread and showing us that his dick is NOT tiny... and an interview telling us about her grand canyon pussy... oh goody
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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Kate Gosselin Says Jon Gosselin’s Manhood is STUBBY Anything Hollywood – Celebrity News
Kate Gosselin says Jon Gosselin’s manhood is STUBBY. OMG. What is this world coming to when exes come out and talk about a man’s – you know what? Jon is probably livid right now with his former lovers discussing and agreeing on his, ahem, small assets.
You know Kate will come out and deny, deny, deny! She has taken the high road so far, so why would she come out and say something disgusting like this? From US Weekly:
According to the source, Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon’s, er, shortcomings, and even call him “Stubby” to his face to mock him.
Us Weekly has reported that Kate, 34, often chastised Jon, 32, over the course of their 10-year marriage, which was officially dissolved last December. Admitted Jon to Good Morning America last September, “I took a lot of abuse from her. I was put down.”
I’m thinking – hoping – Kate was referring to his height, since they are both the same and the comment was taken out of context. If not, just ewwww.
yeah i figured that much anyways.
why do women stay with little-penised men?!
LOL no wonder he's an emasculated douche.
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