Gywneth Paltrow Says: "I Only Let My Kids Watch TV in French and Spanish"

**nancydrew** · September 18th, 2012, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by shedevilang

I only let my kids watch family guy and beat the fuck outta kids who only watch french and spanish tv

I laughed so hard at this.

**kasippu** · September 19th, 2012, 02:37 AM

French tv is very 'open', what is considered R in the states is on morning tv in France.

**Mel1973** · September 19th, 2012, 06:20 AM

Originally Posted by greysfang

I must be a horrible parent. I still have a parental lock on anything R and above and they have to ask to watch something that's an R. Though i should probably remove that and just have the porn blocked because I really don't deny letting them watch whatever they want. Except the porn. If they want to see porn they have to sneak and do it on their phones...which they do. At least the 160yo does, the 12yo hasn't discovered it yet.

wow, a 148 year age gap between your kids!
I'd have figured your eggs were beyond bad at that point!

**greysfang** · September 19th, 2012, 08:20 AM

Bitch, I told you I have a magic vagina.

**shedevilang** · September 19th, 2012, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by greysfang

Bitch, I told you I have a magic vagina.

OMG I just about pissed myself on this one, I laughed so hard I scared the damn dog

**sluce** · September 19th, 2012, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by greysfang

Bitch, I told you I have a magic vagina.

You may to rethink this statement:

Urban Dictionary: magic vagina

magic vagina
1. When a girl is less attractive than the guy she is with
1. When you see an unattractive girl with a really hot boyfriend you say; 'She must have a magic vagina'

Is this your blog?
Magic Vagina

**shedevilang** · September 19th, 2012, 11:35 AM

lmmfao stop it that made me laugh even harder roflmmfao!

**greysfang** · September 19th, 2012, 11:35 AM

I'm not in the urban dictionary because my definition is too unique.

**sluce** · September 19th, 2012, 11:36 AM

I am your bitch so I guess I must buy what you are selling...

Is that your blog though?

**greysfang** · September 19th, 2012, 11:40 AM

I don't have a blog yet, though i may start one some day all about my bitches. You'll be the first page.

**sluce** · September 19th, 2012, 11:41 AM

Yes I'm gonna be famous!!!

**southernbelle** · September 19th, 2012, 12:16 PM

I plan on teaching my kids French and Spanish as well, but without being such a pretentious bitch about it.

If she wants to expose her kids to other languages and have them watch shows in French and Spanish, great, but what's so obnoxious about her is the way she acts like being American or anything associated with it is beneath her.

There are tons of outstanding educational programs for children in English. What Gwynnie doesn't get is that by pulling this bullshit "Oh, we wouldn't dare soil the children's minds with -GASP- ENGLISH or AMERICAN television" attitude, she's actually putting them at a disadvantage.