Gywneth Paltrow Says: "I Only Let My Kids Watch TV in French and Spanish"

**sluce** · September 18th, 2012, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by greysfang

I must be a horrible parent. I still have a parental lock on anything R and above and they have to ask to watch something that's an R. Though i should probably remove that and just have the porn blocked because I really don't deny letting them watch whatever they want. Except the porn. If they want to see porn they have to sneak and do it on their phones...which they do. At least the 160yo does, the 12yo hasn't discovered it yet.

*notifies CCFS*

**Karistiona** · September 18th, 2012, 06:28 PM

Insufferable bitch is insufferable.

My childhood tv of she-ra, teenage mutant ninja turtles and blue peter was way better than any French shite she buys I bet.

**Novice** · September 18th, 2012, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Waterslide

Ignorant climber.

Bitch, you are not living in a British novel from the 50s.

*cough*

I'll have you know that we don't speak "foreign", we just enunciate more clearly and increase the volume!

**sjankis630** · September 18th, 2012, 07:20 PM

She can surely be insufferable sometimes. But I did have to laugh at this part.

'I was very strict for a while, I was macrobiotic for a couple of years, then I got pregnant and just ate ice cream.

**Waterslide** · September 18th, 2012, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

*cough*

I'll have you know that we don't speak "foreign", we just enunciate more clearly and increase the volume!

But I'm not so sure Gwyneth realizes that British language isn't "foreign" language and the fact she can speak both Englishes makes her multilingual of course. She probably knows a smattering of Canadian and Australian as well, because she's so freaking smart like that.....

**BITTER** · September 18th, 2012, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

*cough*

I'll have you know that we don't speak "foreign", we just enunciate more clearly and increase the volume!

So that's why Madonna and Tina Turner speak that way!!! Yes, my gurl Tina too.

**shedevilang** · September 18th, 2012, 08:12 PM

I only let my kids watch family guy and beat the fuck outta kids who only watch french and spanish tv

**sluce** · September 18th, 2012, 08:17 PM

That's why you are so popular in your neighborhood.

**shedevilang** · September 18th, 2012, 08:18 PM

that and I keep my tits covered up around the men folks (snort)

**sluce** · September 18th, 2012, 08:28 PM

Watch those Daisy Dukes though.

**lizzybabe** · September 18th, 2012, 08:48 PM

Anyone else think her kids will hate her guts and rebel like crazy when they get into their teens? Or is that just my wishful/hopeful thinking?

**shedevilang** · September 18th, 2012, 08:55 PM

you could just about bet on it

**OrangeSlice** · September 18th, 2012, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by shedevilang

I only let my kids watch family guy and beat the fuck outta kids who only watch french and spanish tv

What about the Spanish and French dubs of Family Guy?

**Chalet** · September 19th, 2012, 12:29 AM

Three things that I'm scared of on GR - photos of Sadie Sandler and Rumer Willis and Gwyneth Paltrow threads.

We'll all be around in a couple of years when she goes on Ellen saying "my kids don't think I'm cool".