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Thread: Gywneth Paltrow Says: "I Only Let My Kids Watch TV in French and Spanish"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I like her still. Hahaha. I only let my kid watch HBO and Showtime when she was little.
    super parenting advice... which now reminds me of a conversation I had with my son last night. He had to read The Scarlet Ibis and was doing some homework regarding similes, metaphors, personification, symbolism and for each one of these, he had to draw an illustration from reading the story. My kid (much like his mother) is a terrible artist... he was drawing stick people and in the end when Doodle is dead and Brother is holding him, my kid had drawn these stick people and it looked like Brother was blowing little dead Doodle... so I (naturally) told my kid that and now he is ashamed of being a pornographer....

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    Eh, like Madonna she's in the gym 80% of the time and the nannies let the kids watch what they like!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Eh, like Madonna she's in the gym 99% of the time and the nannies let the kids watch what they like!
    At least the nannies can chip in for ciggies.
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    Fuck her. I only let my kid watch Beavis and Butthead. No South Park till she was like 11.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    Quote Originally Posted by gas_chick View Post
    Fuck her. I only let my kid watch Beavis and Butthead. No South Park till she was like 11.
    Parenting: You're doing it RIGHT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I like her still. Hahaha. I only let my kid watch HBO and Showtime when she was little.
    how did she like the sopranos??

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    Quote Originally Posted by gas_chick View Post
    Fuck her. I only let my kid watch Beavis and Butthead. No South Park till she was like 11.
    Looks like we took the same parenting class.
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    I must be a horrible parent. I still have a parental lock on anything R and above and they have to ask to watch something that's an R. Though i should probably remove that and just have the porn blocked because I really don't deny letting them watch whatever they want. Except the porn. If they want to see porn they have to sneak and do it on their phones...which they do. At least the 160yo does, the 12yo hasn't discovered it yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Looks like we took the same parenting class.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Parenting: You're doing it RIGHT!
    I feel in such good company!
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    If this is what she wants to do, fine. It's the way she comes across, like it is some royal fucking edict, and if the rest of the world isn't doing it, then they are major failures.

    I for one, would love to ask her, "Do you think Apple's feet will be as large as yours, Gwynnie Sasquatch?
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    Can't wait til Apple and whateverherson'snameis rebel
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    Moses. I have no idea why I know that.
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    She's insufferable.

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    i dunno, i expected worse. as in, 'i only let my precious snowflakes watch tv in french and spanish after they've done their homework in ancient etruscan translation.' or something like that.

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    I only let my kids watch TV if it's Cinemax after dark, aka skinemax. They are learning the language of love.
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