Gwyneth Paltrow thinks negative words and sounds can hurt water’s feelings

[MohandasKGanja]

No, I haven't yelled at someone and caused them to cry. You do this regularly?

Only my reflection.

[sluce]

Do you then burst into tears?

[MohandasKGanja]

Do you then burst into tears?

Exactly. It's a kind of reverse-Stuart-Smalley thing.

[Bluebonnet]

, "No. It's important to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out."

Now THAT'S a great quote!

[AgentOrange]

oh god, my brother in law totally buys into this crap. Well, he used to at least. Their house - which was a co-op - had jugs of water labeled, "love" "happy" "joy" "peace", etc. I find it to be total bullshit. But, I drank that water because it was out of their filter and tasted a bit better than the stuff out of the faucet. Was I joyful and happy while there? No, I wasn't. Bullshit, I say.

You just had to project your own negativity on to that water didn't you?

I like to cover my bases so... I just wrote Joyful, Tranquil, and Happy on the bottles of vodka in my bar. I'm betting that consumption will cause Joy, Tranquility, and Happiness.

It's when they start labeling bottles of water "vodka", "gin", etc., that it really gets unhappy. I think I'm one of the few people who can get the placebo effect in reverse. So it's got to be real or no deal lol.

[Chalet]

The celebs and very rich love their gurus and experts.

There isn't anything she won't try. I'd prefer not to be known as an eccentric whack job if I were in public life.

[Sophia Smart]

Gwyneth Paltrow also thinks she’s a singer!

[MohandasKGanja]

She considers the purchasing of carbon offsets to be a form of slave trading.

[exippy]

Is Gwyneth a real person?