Gwyneth Paltrow thinks negative words and sounds can hurt water’s feelings

**Brookie** · June 5th, 2014, 05:39 PM

She's seen "Ghostbusters 2" a few too many times.

**MohandasKGanja** · June 5th, 2014, 05:40 PM

This is a famous case that Dr. Emoto had studied. This guy was about to jump in a pool, but because he dropped the f-bomb right before he jumped, the water rejected him.

**Belt Up** · June 5th, 2014, 05:43 PM

Just drown the bitch already.

**Slushie** · June 5th, 2014, 05:43 PM

Marina Hyde is a goddess.

**MsDark** · June 5th, 2014, 06:15 PM

The cheese done slid off Goopy's cracker.

**PecanPie** · June 5th, 2014, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

This is a famous case that Dr. Emoto had studied. This guy was about to jump in a pool, but because he dropped the f-bomb right before he jumped, the water rejected him.

If he'd been smarter, he could have turned it into a "walked (slid?) on water" moment.

**ConstanceSpry** · June 5th, 2014, 09:26 PM

I bet the water used for Gwynnie's colonics really hates her!

**NoNoRehab** · June 5th, 2014, 11:17 PM

Emoto poured pure water into vials labelled with negative phrases like 'I hate you' or 'fear'," we learn. "After 24 hours, the water was frozen, and no longer crystallized under the microscope: it yielded gray, misshapen clumps instead of beautiful lace-like crystals. In contrast, Emoto placed labels that said things like 'I love you' or 'peace' on vials of polluted water, and after 24 hours, they produced gleaming, perfectly hexagonal crystals.

Wouldn't the real revelation of that experiment be that water apparently understands English?

**dolem** · June 6th, 2014, 12:39 AM

oh god, my brother in law totally buys into this crap. Well, he used to at least. Their house - which was a co-op - had jugs of water labeled, "love" "happy" "joy" "peace", etc. I find it to be total bullshit. But, I drank that water because it was out of their filter and tasted a bit better than the stuff out of the faucet. Was I joyful and happy while there? No, I wasn't. Bullshit, I say.

**sluce** · June 6th, 2014, 11:34 AM

I like to cover my bases so... I just wrote Joyful, Tranquil, and Happy on the bottles of vodka in my bar. I'm betting that consumption will cause Joy, Tranquility, and Happiness.

**czb** · June 6th, 2014, 11:38 AM

i want to think that gwyneth (or anyone, for that matter) is not this stupid. hopefully she is sitting back in her lululemon track pants, eating a pile of chili fries and getting a big chuckle.

**rollo** · June 6th, 2014, 11:39 AM

If so, she must be laughing at herself.

**MohandasKGanja** · June 6th, 2014, 12:07 PM

Wait a second guys - haven't you ever yelled at someone and had them burst into tears? That's the water in their body trying to get away from your negativity.