She's seen "Ghostbusters 2" a few too many times.
She's seen "Ghostbusters 2" a few too many times.
Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.
- Mark Twain
This is a famous case that Dr. Emoto had studied. This guy was about to jump in a pool, but because he dropped the f-bomb right before he jumped, the water rejected him.
Just drown the bitch already.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
The cheese done slid off Goopy's cracker.
My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex
"I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin
I bet the water used for Gwynnie's colonics really hates her!
'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'
Emoto poured pure water into vials labelled with negative phrases like 'I hate you' or 'fear'," we learn. "After 24 hours, the water was frozen, and no longer crystallized under the microscope: it yielded gray, misshapen clumps instead of beautiful lace-like crystals. In contrast, Emoto placed labels that said things like 'I love you' or 'peace' on vials of polluted water, and after 24 hours, they produced gleaming, perfectly hexagonal crystals.
Wouldn't the real revelation of that experiment be that water apparently understands English?
"Don't trust nobody, and 'nobody' meaning Jay Leno in particular." -Chris Rock
oh god, my brother in law totally buys into this crap. Well, he used to at least. Their house - which was a co-op - had jugs of water labeled, "love" "happy" "joy" "peace", etc. I find it to be total bullshit. But, I drank that water because it was out of their filter and tasted a bit better than the stuff out of the faucet. Was I joyful and happy while there? No, I wasn't. Bullshit, I say.
I like to cover my bases so... I just wrote Joyful, Tranquil, and Happy on the bottles of vodka in my bar. I'm betting that consumption will cause Joy, Tranquility, and Happiness.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
i want to think that gwyneth (or anyone, for that matter) is not this stupid. hopefully she is sitting back in her lululemon track pants, eating a pile of chili fries and getting a big chuckle.![]()
Wait a second guys - haven't you ever yelled at someone and had them burst into tears? That's the water in their body trying to get away from your negativity.
No, I haven't yelled at someone and caused them to cry. You do this regularly?
"But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin
Then he throws pie charts at them!!
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
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