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    She's seen "Ghostbusters 2" a few too many times.
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    This is a famous case that Dr. Emoto had studied. This guy was about to jump in a pool, but because he dropped the f-bomb right before he jumped, the water rejected him.


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    Just drown the bitch already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    This is a famous case that Dr. Emoto had studied. This guy was about to jump in a pool, but because he dropped the f-bomb right before he jumped, the water rejected him.

    If he'd been smarter, he could have turned it into a "walked (slid?) on water" moment.
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    I bet the water used for Gwynnie's colonics really hates her!
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    Emoto poured pure water into vials labelled with negative phrases like 'I hate you' or 'fear'," we learn. "After 24 hours, the water was frozen, and no longer crystallized under the microscope: it yielded gray, misshapen clumps instead of beautiful lace-like crystals. In contrast, Emoto placed labels that said things like 'I love you' or 'peace' on vials of polluted water, and after 24 hours, they produced gleaming, perfectly hexagonal crystals.


    Wouldn't the real revelation of that experiment be that water apparently understands English?
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    oh god, my brother in law totally buys into this crap. Well, he used to at least. Their house - which was a co-op - had jugs of water labeled, "love" "happy" "joy" "peace", etc. I find it to be total bullshit. But, I drank that water because it was out of their filter and tasted a bit better than the stuff out of the faucet. Was I joyful and happy while there? No, I wasn't. Bullshit, I say.
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    I like to cover my bases so... I just wrote Joyful, Tranquil, and Happy on the bottles of vodka in my bar. I'm betting that consumption will cause Joy, Tranquility, and Happiness.
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    i want to think that gwyneth (or anyone, for that matter) is not this stupid. hopefully she is sitting back in her lululemon track pants, eating a pile of chili fries and getting a big chuckle.

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    If so, she must be laughing at herself.

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    Wait a second guys - haven't you ever yelled at someone and had them burst into tears? That's the water in their body trying to get away from your negativity.
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    No, I haven't yelled at someone and caused them to cry. You do this regularly?
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    Then he throws pie charts at them!!
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