Gee, all of that won't fit in the coffin.
Gee, all of that won't fit in the coffin.
"I am a social vegan; I avoid meet!” Anonymous Introvert
^^Not a coffin! A Pyramid will be erected by underpaid movie extras, and all of Goopy's household servants will be mummified and placed around her diamond-studded sarcophagus. And there'll be plenty of room for furnishings.![]()
'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'
So fishsticks, this is what the designers send you? And you wanted more then one of the Hermes blankets? I am sure they ll send you a couple more when they read this. You might have upset BOSS and MaxFactor, you must have forgotten that they are part of your paycheck.
What's even worse is her attempt at being down to earth by adding "ridiculously expensive" on stuff. Not to you, bitch!
Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama
This is the second time I've heard her say "I'd rather die than" ..... someone needs to accommodate her wishes.
Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.
I guess we're living the dream because my husband dragged one of these home from work for free. They were going to throw it out because it was missing one of the little guys. We ordered one for a few bucks online, cleaned the whole thing up, and put it in the family room alongside the air hockey table my husband got by trading an old iPod on Craigslist and the ping pong table we bought from my nephew for $50. But hey, if Gwyneth wants to "invest" $3500 in one foosball table, whatever.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
$2,614 for a Biker Jacket? No wonder she can't relate to mere mortals.Product: Balenciaga New Classic Biker Jacket, $2,614
Gwyneth Says: "Quite simply, the only leather jacket you'll ever need."
'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'
^^ Wasn't Millennium Motorcycles was it?
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
Can't someone talk to this bitch and tell her how utterly pretentious and obnoxious and hateful she sounds? Like her mother (whom you rarely hear a peep from), her PR firm, SOMEBODY?? I mean, she's been on Most Hated Celebrity lists often. There's a reason for that.
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