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Thread: Gwyneth Paltrow Talks Aging: "I'd Rather Die Than Study My Face"

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    Gee, all of that won't fit in the coffin.
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    ^^Not a coffin! A Pyramid will be erected by underpaid movie extras, and all of Goopy's household servants will be mummified and placed around her diamond-studded sarcophagus. And there'll be plenty of room for furnishings.
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    So fishsticks, this is what the designers send you? And you wanted more then one of the Hermes blankets? I am sure they ll send you a couple more when they read this. You might have upset BOSS and MaxFactor, you must have forgotten that they are part of your paycheck.

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    I really like that bar cart.
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    What's even worse is her attempt at being down to earth by adding "ridiculously expensive" on stuff. Not to you, bitch!
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    This is the second time I've heard her say "I'd rather die than" ..... someone needs to accommodate her wishes.
    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post

    Product:
    Indoor Football Table, $3,500
    Gwyneth Says: "A total investment, but the kid in us can dream."
    I guess we're living the dream because my husband dragged one of these home from work for free. They were going to throw it out because it was missing one of the little guys. We ordered one for a few bucks online, cleaned the whole thing up, and put it in the family room alongside the air hockey table my husband got by trading an old iPod on Craigslist and the ping pong table we bought from my nephew for $50. But hey, if Gwyneth wants to "invest" $3500 in one foosball table, whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post

    Product:
    Balenciaga New Classic Biker Jacket, $2,614
    Gwyneth Says: "Quite simply, the only leather jacket you'll ever need."


    Mine cost £90 in a January sale at a Bike dealership in York several years ago. And I can do silly things in it, like, y'know, actually wearing it on a bike...
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    Product: Balenciaga New Classic Biker Jacket, $2,614
    Gwyneth Says: "Quite simply, the only leather jacket you'll ever need."
    $2,614 for a Biker Jacket? No wonder she can't relate to mere mortals.
    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Mine cost £90 in a January sale at a Bike dealership in York several years ago. And I can do silly things in it, like, y'know, actually wearing it on a bike...
    I used to live in York! My favorite motorbike boots I bought were there. Can't find a replacement in the states. I'm having to take them into the local cobbler to be fixed.

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    ^^ Wasn't Millennium Motorcycles was it?
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    Can't someone talk to this bitch and tell her how utterly pretentious and obnoxious and hateful she sounds? Like her mother (whom you rarely hear a peep from), her PR firm, SOMEBODY?? I mean, she's been on Most Hated Celebrity lists often. There's a reason for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevan View Post
    Can't someone talk to this bitch and tell her how utterly pretentious and obnoxious and hateful she sounds? Like her mother (whom you rarely hear a peep from), her PR firm, SOMEBODY?? I mean, she's been on Most Hated Celebrity lists often. There's a reason for that.
    She knows, and she doesn't care. By her own account, she was brought up wealthy and can't relate to someone making $25,000 a year.
    God forbid, she should talk to people outside her income range and try to understand their lives.

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    ^Can't buy humility, perspective, or empathy.
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    It just makes her even more ugly.

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