Gwyneth Paltrow Talks Aging: "I'd Rather Die Than Study My Face"

**BITTER** · November 13th, 2014, 09:42 PM

Gee, all of that won't fit in the coffin.

**ConstanceSpry** · November 13th, 2014, 10:05 PM

^^Not a coffin! A Pyramid will be erected by underpaid movie extras, and all of Goopy's household servants will be mummified and placed around her diamond-studded sarcophagus. And there'll be plenty of room for furnishings.

**kasippu** · November 13th, 2014, 10:10 PM

So fishsticks, this is what the designers send you? And you wanted more then one of the Hermes blankets? I am sure they ll send you a couple more when they read this. You might have upset BOSS and MaxFactor, you must have forgotten that they are part of your paycheck.

**stella blue** · November 13th, 2014, 11:01 PM

I really like that bar cart.

**levitt** · November 14th, 2014, 01:11 AM

What's even worse is her attempt at being down to earth by adding "ridiculously expensive" on stuff. Not to you, bitch!

**ManxMouse** · November 14th, 2014, 11:18 AM

This is the second time I've heard her say "I'd rather die than" ..... someone needs to accommodate her wishes.

**BrickHouse** · November 14th, 2014, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by Honey

Product: Indoor Football Table, $3,500
Gwyneth Says: "A total investment, but the kid in us can dream."

I guess we're living the dream because my husband dragged one of these home from work for free. They were going to throw it out because it was missing one of the little guys. We ordered one for a few bucks online, cleaned the whole thing up, and put it in the family room alongside the air hockey table my husband got by trading an old iPod on Craigslist and the ping pong table we bought from my nephew for $50. But hey, if Gwyneth wants to "invest" $3500 in one foosball table, whatever.

**Kittylady** · November 14th, 2014, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by Honey

Product: Balenciaga New Classic Biker Jacket, $2,614
Gwyneth Says: "Quite simply, the only leather jacket you'll ever need."

Mine cost £90 in a January sale at a Bike dealership in York several years ago. And I can do silly things in it, like, y'know, actually wearing it on a bike...

**ConstanceSpry** · November 14th, 2014, 05:42 PM

Product: Balenciaga New Classic Biker Jacket, $2,614
Gwyneth Says: "Quite simply, the only leather jacket you'll ever need."

$2,614 for a Biker Jacket? No wonder she can't relate to mere mortals.

**Mrs P** · November 14th, 2014, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by Kittylady

Mine cost £90 in a January sale at a Bike dealership in York several years ago. And I can do silly things in it, like, y'know, actually wearing it on a bike...

I used to live in York! My favorite motorbike boots I bought were there. Can't find a replacement in the states. I'm having to take them into the local cobbler to be fixed.

**Kittylady** · November 15th, 2014, 04:24 AM

^^ Wasn't Millennium Motorcycles was it?

**Nevan** · November 15th, 2014, 12:06 PM

Can't someone talk to this bitch and tell her how utterly pretentious and obnoxious and hateful she sounds? Like her mother (whom you rarely hear a peep from), her PR firm, SOMEBODY?? I mean, she's been on Most Hated Celebrity lists often. There's a reason for that.

**idunno** · November 15th, 2014, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by Nevan

Can't someone talk to this bitch and tell her how utterly pretentious and obnoxious and hateful she sounds? Like her mother (whom you rarely hear a peep from), her PR firm, SOMEBODY?? I mean, she's been on Most Hated Celebrity lists often. There's a reason for that.

She knows, and she doesn't care. By her own account, she was brought up wealthy and can't relate to someone making $25,000 a year.
God forbid, she should talk to people outside her income range and try to understand their lives.