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    i think she should revitalize her career by hooking up with Assfleck.

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    ^ She's hooking up with someone. I think she will go all-out Jerry Hall!
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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    As long as she doesn't take up singing or something else and stays somewhere other than the international spotlight. Go under a rock for awhile, Gwyneth dear.
    I hear she's trying something new. She's decided to enter the world of pro sports. Her time in England inspired her to become an equestrian. However, being Gwyneth, she has to do it a little differently than everyone else. She's going to enter, as a horse! She figured that anyone can compete as a rider, and besides, horses are so stupid she could probably do it way better! Lest you think I'm putting you on, here's picture proof of Gwyneth Paltrow as the World's most Beautiful Horse. Kentucky Derby look out!

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    She's been making movies all along, she's been in the Ironman movies, Capt America movies. Just not much what we would care about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    I hear she's trying something new. She's decided to enter the world of pro sports. Her time in England inspired her to become an equestrian. However, being Gwyneth, she has to do it a little differently than everyone else. She's going to enter, as a horse! She figured that anyone can compete as a rider, and besides, horses are so stupid she could probably do it way better! Lest you think I'm putting you on, here's picture proof of Gwyneth Paltrow as the World's most Beautiful Horse. Kentucky Derby look out!

    Well that was cruel to that poor palomino Turkish horse! Gywneth looks like shit in comparison.
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    what a beautiful horse

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