Gwyneth Paltrow’s relationship advice: Don’t argue with your husband, give him head

**olivia** · April 30th, 2013, 05:40 PM

Jesus, men are simple in the head.

**greysfang** · April 30th, 2013, 05:41 PM

Boys are dumb. Ain't no piece of ass worth giving up a nice rare t-bone on occasion.

**MohandasKGanja** · April 30th, 2013, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by olivia

Jesus, men are simple in the head.

I would take exception to that if I weren't so mellowed out.

**CornFlakegrl** · April 30th, 2013, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

For some reason, I really have nothing negative to say about this.

It's usually just the pie charts that make me eyeroll.

I did laugh though.

**Voodoo Child** · April 30th, 2013, 06:17 PM

Paltrow and head should never ever be mentioned in the same sentence. God the visuals are making me physically ill

**Chalet** · April 30th, 2013, 08:01 PM

Does this work for her too? If she's having a bad day and yells at him when he walks in the door does he sit her down, toss her panties on the floor and perform oral sex on her? Who thinks that would shut her up?

**Grimmlok** · April 30th, 2013, 08:58 PM

Oh honey, I'm going to pick up right where I left off after you earn your Goopy name. You'll have bought nothing with the talent of your throat muscles. Stupid cow.

**sluce** · April 30th, 2013, 09:19 PM

I hate when quotes are not correct so I fixed it.

Originally Posted by Honey

Gwyneth's an amazing advice-giver. And one of her friends is like, 'I keep going on casting calls but never even get a callback, and Gwyneth was like, 'Whatever you're doing, do the opposite. If you want a role like mine in Shakespeare In Love, you need to go steal the script from your friend and then you go at that old man and you give him a blowjob.'"

**MmeVertigina** · April 30th, 2013, 09:56 PM

I guess if you want to martyr yourself and have a false relationship, this is good advice! What an idiot. If I were a man, I doubt I would want someone who was angry at me with their teeth anywhere near my penis.

**Mel1973** · May 1st, 2013, 04:44 AM

for some reason, this bossy, know it all bitch always reminds me of Sluce...

**Novice** · May 1st, 2013, 08:14 AM

Her blowjobs must be pretty stella, they earned her an Oscar.

**MohandasKGanja** · May 1st, 2013, 09:25 AM

I'd like her to expand the audience for this message and take it to trouble spots around the world -- like Kashmir and Syria. There is a lot of anger and stress to relieve out there.